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vampira ,

If I get off my computer for an hour and come back I’m already unable to recognize my code lol

biggerbogboy ,

this was me while writing my website for my screen and media course, I come back a week later and try to interpret these ancient runes inscribed on my IDE, had to stare at it for like half an hour to finally get what I made.

xmunk ,

Excuse me, but my indecipherable hieroglyphics at least use proper indentation.

AutomaticUpdates , (edited )
@AutomaticUpdates@monero.town avatar

Right. And what do you mean my RegEx is not exhaustive enough and now the database is filled with garbage data?

RalphWolf ,

Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

Aurenkin , (edited ) 

<span style="color:#323232;">// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
</span><span style="color:#323232;">// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span>
NeatNit ,

That … at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

AnnaFrankfurter ,

And don’t watch that new dexter spin off

HubertManne ,

I get this one so much. I don't consider myself a developer because I tend to just touch code but that means I won't touch any for weeks. Worse I tend to do a lot of poc or boot strapping type of things and so its like there was a user story last pi to check the feasibility of something and now have a user story to get it regularly working in a poc env and I have forgotten everything about that particular system or language or whatever.

electricprism ,

Is this going to activate the StarGate?

bobs_monkey ,

Only one way to find out

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

U mean yesterday

original_reader ,

Document your code. Or even better in many cases, write more self-documenting code.

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