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kronicmage , in future

smbc robot comics, true classic genre

xavier666 , in def centaur(): return horse / 2 + centaur()

rc = 0.5 horse + 0.5 rc ?

So basically a horse?

MoriGM , in Ah you're finally awake!
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No C? :(

SingularEye , in back in the days

if it’s jpegs that could be a lot

davidhun ,

16-color GIF

CanadaPlus , in Ah you're finally awake!

Time to brush up on my line editor skills.

So what should we do differently this time?

marcos ,

If you hire a developer some day by the 90’s, and he says to you he wants to make lisp for some strange niche platform; don’t berate him.

Oh, and for mankind’s sake, give him more than a week to work on it.

CanadaPlus ,

Maybe we can spend actual time on the web browser scripting language too.

TheOneCurly , in I asked ChatGPT to help describe powershell in medieval english
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I’m just not super into wacky stuff chatGPT says content. It produces these super long walls of text that way overstay their welcome.

emptyother , in Saving the world
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“I could have done this in half the time with X.”

“Now is NOT the time to change framework!”

Die4Ever ,
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If we make this better automated, then we can save a lot of time and effort after just 10 apocalyptic events

StalksEveryone , in def centaur(): return horse / 2 + centaur()
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I actually think this is beautiful

CanadaPlus ,

Who or what eldritch entity is controlling all the legs?

Ingrid_Skovgard , in How tech postings work
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Real stuff smh

Anarch157a , in Real Men
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Move fast and break things!

BoneDaddy , in Updating dependencies

lemmy 0.18.1

xavier666 , in Real Men

The internet has been ruthless with the CEO, but I’m not complaining

DrDeadCrash , in Real Men

if you’re not testing in production, you’re not testing production

animist , in Saving the world

A stand-up meeting every two hours in which nobody actually stands up

entropicdrift ,
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And the meeting lasts 45 minutes, minimum

AgreeableLandscape OP ,
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And the project manager is just talking about his son’s college football game for 44 of those minutes.

animist ,

It’s like we all work in the same company

netwren , in JWST Uses Javascript

Yeah but what restrictions does NASA put on the scripts. Most languages are similar enough if you neuter them down to rudimentary forms.

I doubt they’re NPM installing these packages.

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