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Siethron , in How can i cable manage my body?

You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Now you know

Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

MaxHardwood ,

Science rules!

CoderKat ,

Well, that’s what happens when you’re not careful enough. You can’t just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.

Darc ,

Instructions unclear: After finessing these zipties, hands now bound under legs.

emptyother , in QUIT VIM Because Modern IDES are magic
@emptyother@lemmy.world avatar

I dislike magic. Theres so much stuff you never learn if you rely on magic. Like most people got no clue what a csproj file contains. And neither did I. Just a bunch of xml lines grouped seemingly randomly. And sln files are hard (not impossible) to create or modify without that dotnet sln magic (or VS gui).

And despite not being a vim user myself even I had to laugh at how those article authors completely missed the point of vim. 🤣

Two_Wheels , in QUIT VIM Because Modern IDES are magic

I use the VIM plugin in my IDE. The best of both worlds!

dotslashme ,

Yup me too.

emptyother , in Github Copilot Knows How To Make Beans
@emptyother@lemmy.world avatar

Huh.

I asked it to tell me a joke, which it did. But when I asked for another, it quite grumpily replied that it was made to help with code, not to tell jokes.

Recipes are code now?

sparky ,
@sparky@lemmy.federate.cc avatar

Heh. They probably want to train it not to answer non-technical queries, but it’s still GPT at its core. So if the filters aren’t foolproof, it’s likely capable of the same general knowledge answers as ChatGPT.

KluEvo , in How can i cable manage my body?

No seriously, evolution fucked up it’s cable management. iirc, there’s a nerve (essentially the biological equivalent of a data cable) that has an extreme detour, going from the upper neck, looping under the aorta (more or less the largest blood vessel), and then back up all the way to the throat. In giraffes, it’s 4+ meters going down the neck and then back up. That is horrible cable management and can actually cause health risks/complications for certain surgeries

ivyZorz ,

Just re-run it

creation7758 ,

The nerve is called recurrent laryngeal nerve if anyone wants to read up on it

T156 ,

At least we don’t have it quite as bad as octopuses, who have a have a risk of dying after eating too much because their brain wraps around their stomach.

Johandea ,

Well, to be fair to evolution, surgeries weren’t really on its list of considerations. With no surgeries to the neck/chest it won’t be a problem at all. Most of us, including giraffes, have no problem with it and it works flawlessly. Is it a detour? Yes. But it works, and that’s the only thing that matters in evolution.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It just disproves “intelligent design.”

pufferfischerpulver ,

Not if the designer was an idiot 🥸

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it does, because an idiot is by definition not intelligent.

Keishee , in How can i cable manage my body?

Thinking about my veins and nerves as cables feels wrong somehow

kamenoko , in What's inside that package.json

data.do.you.really.want.it.cause.its.hidden.behind.twenty.randomly.generated.data.layers.read()

Exatron , in Lemmy

Value <html> of type java.lang.String cannot be converted to JSONObject

Kosta554 , in What's inside that package.json
@Kosta554@feddit.nl avatar

It do be like that sometimes.

alcasa , in QUIT VIM Because Modern IDES are magic

ed is the only true editor

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I use a vimitor instead.

grysbok ,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

nano for me, please.

digger , (edited )
@digger@latte.isnot.coffee avatar

You can't spell vim without ed and em.

makr_alland ,

Do you all seriously edit text files directly

I use hexedit for all my programming, that way I can see my text’s source code. It allows things that are impossible with lesser editors, like differentiate l and 1. Newer versions even provide a “live view” that shows your text’s output right beside its source, updated almost instantly. I don’t personally use it as it consumes a lot of resources but it’s a great help if you’re just starting out.

walthervonstolzing ,
@walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml avatar

butterflies. I use butterflies.

JebanuusPisusII ,

Meh, there is an Emacs command for that.

ashed , in How can i cable manage my body?

Make a shit code, do a quick sprint, push to a master. Evolution need a huge amount of time.

iMeddles , in How can i cable manage my body?

As an IT guy, my wiring looks much more like the left than the right…

mingistech , in How can i cable manage my body?
@mingistech@lemmy.world avatar

Evolution or IT Guys

Fixed it for ya.

4am , in How can i cable manage my body?
@4am@lemmy.world avatar

IT guys

posts SDI bank from a studio or broadcast truck

infinitevalence ,
@infinitevalence@discuss.online avatar

SDI always looks cleaner than twisted pair.

siipale , in How do you say C#?

Cis. Also Des programming language would be its enharmonic equivalent.

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