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vicfic , in Help, I am scared...
@vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Can relate. Made a tiny script manage rendering queue, and some dude made a fully fledged app with GUI and proper integration with the rendering app.

tbh, he could’ve started fresh, but he still used my code. idk.

ICastFist , in thought you stood a chance?
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Lesson learned: aim for the manager spot to order those folks around

marcar , in Largest blue screen of death ever!

This is the blue orb of death, very different

ICastFist , in advise
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Instructions unclear, got the kernel compilation stuck in pizza

Paradox , in but true
@Paradox@lemdro.id avatar

Eh, a bug means I get to go explore some system I might not know all that much about. It’s an open ended chance to learn and hopefully fix something

PabloPicasshole , in Help, I am scared...

What’s documentation?

tool ,
@tool@r.rosettast0ned.com avatar

“I don’t need to comment this code at all, it’s pretty self-explanatory, I’ll remember this 100% no problem.”

Scene cut:

Me six months later, staring blankly at the code like the monkeys & The Monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey, desperately trying to unravel the workings of my ADHD brain and just exactly why the seemingly innocent and innocuous-looking function named “dontFuckingTouchThis” is the lynchpin preventing the whole goddamned thing from falling over and going tits-up.

OrakMoya , in Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Why in hell would you want to end a driver install? Do you want your PC to break?

bombadizzle ,

Let’s say it was stuck for 24 hours. At that point do you just decide to let the installer win? Try to keep it running as long as possible without ever restarting or trying to stop the installer?

dan , in thought you stood a chance?
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I’ve been coding for a long time, and I think I’ve worked with all these archetypes. Too real.

CookieJarObserver , in Help, I am scared...
@CookieJarObserver@feddit.de avatar

Just pretend you never saw the question and moove on lol

dullbananas ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar
joshbressers , in Help, I am scared...

While I know this is meant to be funny, anyone finding them in this position should give this a read www.softwaremaxims.com/blog/not-a-supplier

MonkCanatella ,

Excellent reading, thanks for sharing

krnpnk ,

And that’s why it’s so important that that is not undermined: techcrunch.com/…/in-letter-to-european-commission…

aidan ,

Thanks for mentioning this I’d never heard of this proposal before!

avidamoeba , in The Future We Deserve
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

Once I made an informal survey at a previous workplace. I was shocked how many Mac users who also used Docker had no idea that there was a Linux VM in-between. 🥲

Chais ,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

What did you expect? Mac users aren’t exactly famous for their technical inclination.

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

Those were software developers using Docker on Mac. I expected a tad more from them. 🤭

Chais ,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve made that mistake before.

navitux , in Help, I am scared...
@navitux@lemmy.world avatar

I thought that in such case I acomplished success as open source developer: someone actually like my software enough to use it

aidan ,

Yeah honestly it has been really cool for me seeing something I made in the wild- and I haven’t even made that big of projects

Scrabbone , in 2+0=20
@Scrabbone@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I didn’t know that one. Thanks for the laugh

BornOnJuly1 , in Help, I am scared...

Sorry guys, I’m very much a monkey on a bike.

MonkCanatella ,
001100010010 , in Help, I am scared...
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lemmy Devs: peacefully developing the Lemmy code for free

Reddit Refugees: “WHY IS THIS SO BUGGY?”

Distributed ,

Honestly lol. Real-time stress test!

dessalines ,

We’re probably hitting close to the all-time high of unread notifications on github… I’m at 1752 rn, only watching lemmy projects.

It does feel like I’ve become the personal issue tracker for a few thousand people all the sudden. 99% of ppl are nice, but there’s always someone demanding free labor to fix their pet issue, while offering to do none of the work themselves, and making ultimatums that they won’t use your software until it gets added.

It’s like okay then??? I’m not selling a product, so I don’t care. I’ve essentially set up a free cookie stand and they’re complaining at me that I don’t have rainbow sprinkles.

BinaryEnthusiast ,

First off, thank you for working on improving lemmy, it is greatly appreciated. How does one go about helping work on lemmy? I’m a software engineer myself, and I’m looking to provide help during down of my free time. I’m not the most familiar in Rust, but it’s on my summer bucket list

dessalines ,

No probs! The best way to get started (after you’ve learned some rust), would be to find a smaller issue or feature you’d like, and then comment on that issue, or in our dev matrix chat, if you need any help. We appreciate any help we can get on improving the code.

BinaryEnthusiast ,

Thank you! I’m already familiar with REST apis, since that’s what I work on normally, so hopefully the learning experience will be smooth. Where can I find the dev matrix chat?

odium ,

Even if you’re unfamiliar with rust, you can still help with open source lemmy front-ends/apps that aren’t written in rust

MonkCanatella ,
JimmyMcGill ,

I’m sort of new to lent, how do I save this comment??

alamani ,

I’m also a noob and have no idea how to on desktop, but the jerboa app has a save post/comment feature with a button under each post/comment. Can’t say whether other apps do as well, since I’ve only tried jerboa so far.

Blaze ,
@Blaze@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Thank you for your work!

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not the most familiar in Rust, but it’s on my summer bucket list

Guess you could say you have a rusty bucket

Max_UL ,

Don’t worry about those asshats! You guys are doing great work, Lemmy is awesome!

donut4ever ,

Dude, thank you so much for your hard work. Ignore those people.

conditional_soup ,

I’m a backend dev of a little over a year of experience in Python. I’ve started teaching myself Rust so that I can make mod tools and solve issues that bother me.

astropenguin5 ,

I wonder if making a separate bug-reporting place and having some people sort them to lessen the load might be helpful. Im a very newbie programmer and know nothing in rust but still want to help out, and sorting through bugreports seems like something that might be helpful, and need minimal rust experience, just sorting individual requests into piles of same problems to lessen the sorting needing to be done by those who can actually work on fixing the bugs.

renlok ,

This is the reason I ended up hating my old open source projects. It’s not enough you give people something for free some people just always demand more.

But awesome work with lemmy hopefully working on it doesn’t wear you down too much and you get some enjoyment from it still.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

How come I can’t install Lemmy on my grill and have it cook me hotdogs?

flashgnash ,

It doesn’t even integrate with my smart kettle, what are they even spending their time on, silly things like stability and bugfixes?

LSlowmotion ,

It works on my smart fridge but it’s running slow. What are they doing smh my head.

george ,

I tried that but the app froze

Resonosity ,

Thank you for making this software. It’s really opened my eyes about what the internet could be in the future, and how it really mirrors real life in many ways. Take your time, I’m sure you (and any other dev) will knock out the big issues with the software if they ever pop up. The small stuff can wait

DigiWolf ,

Lemmy devs are being paid to develop Lemmy, they literally admit to it.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You mean like donations? Or something else?

ArcticDagger ,

Both - they get donations and are funded by NLnet’s NGI0 Discovery Fund

WhyIDie ,

looked into it some, looks like it’s being funded by the same initiative that funded Tor and WireGuard

Cybersteel ,
@Cybersteel@lemmy.ml avatar

Dark money

WhyIDie ,

unless I’m missing something, I thought both Tor and WireGuard are open source. I’m also seeing on their page that they require whatever they’re funding for that initiative to be open source. Kinda hard for dark money to have any of the usual dark money effects when there’s that much transparency and freedom in the final products. Again, I could be missing something.

DigiWolf ,

No, they’re being paid by a European group to develop Lemmy.

ipkpjersi ,

Actually, to be fair, they’re being paid salaries to work on Lemmy lol

Though the 0.18.0 update was quite nice and solved a lot of issues I had, so it’s definitely cool to see how well it’s progressing.

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