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gaussian_distro , in Help, I am scared...

Can someone please mirror this meme vertically so that bottom text reads first

Obi ,
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https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e4647517-0dd8-4415-bb92-86da53c9befb.jpeg

I got you

fr33man ,
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Absolute madlad

gaussian_distro ,

Perfection

LeylaaLovee , in array[1]
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This feels like a joke Hank Hill would make

WindInTrees , in Scrum Master

Always thought scrum master and product owner should really just be the same position. Or scrum master and BA

makeshiftreaper , in Scrum Master

Hey man, that’s not cool. Once I finish this round of Fortnite, take a 2 hour lunch, and go afk at 4 I’ll reply to this in 2 or 3 days asking you for an update

CAPSLOCKFTW , in austrian hacker

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c68ab6b8-f239-4195-b0c9-32210d7941b8.jpeg

Bavarian Hacker

redcalcium , in array[1]

Based matlab programmer

speaker_hat , in This interface name my previous manager wrote

So abstract

Djangofett , in array[1]

Lol this is like a dad joke.

CatPoop , in array[1]
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System.ArgumentOutOfRangeException: Index was out of range. Must be non-negative and less than the size of the collection.

Mikurei , in Help, I am scared...

Probably me, if only I could finish anything…

pacology , in array[1]
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That why you should never date someone who only codes in COBOL.

Pechente ,

Or lua

myxi ,
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or julia

MrNemobody ,
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Or MATLAB

President_Pyrus ,
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Or Mathematica. The 0th item designates the data type…

iSeth ,

Oh so much more than COBOL…ALGOL 98, APL, AWK, CFML, COBOL, Fortran, FoxPro, Julia, Lingo, Lua, Mathematica, Matlab, PL/I, RPG, R, Ring, Sass, Smalltalk, Wolfram Language, Or XPath/ XQuery

ehsan301 ,

Basically every programming language focused on math.

Pulsar ,

I had no idea this was so common.

Doesnotexist ,

Or Fortran

electronicoldman , (edited ) in Help, I am scared...

a

StudioLE ,

Alas, that’s the very nature of open source development.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency.png

m.xkcd.com/2347/

electronicoldman , (edited )

a

orowith2os ,

b

sedawk , in Project Reality
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Where is the phase where management spends all the dev time getting contracts in place, then gets mad when they can’t keep the same schedule?

sedawk , in I also had to post one of these
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It could have just said: c++ programming for masochists.

einsteinx2 ,
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It could have just said: c++ programming

menturi , in why not a,b or x,y?

I started using the first letter of the thing I am iterating over. This is particularly helpful with nested loops so I can easily remember which index variable corresponds to which thing.

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