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camelbeard , in A Classic

When I was a kid, me and my friend needed a blank disk. But we both didn’t know the DOS commands to delete or format a disk. So we got an old disk from his dad and rubbed a magnet over it. After that we put it in the computer to see if it was empty. Turned out it was not and DuckTales the DOS game was on it. Still a good day !

DarkMatter_contract , in It just gets better and better

I guess this is move fast break thing to the extreme.

Kushi , in It just gets better and better
kamn , in Updating dependencies

“It is just a patch update. Should be fine” 💀

crowsby , in It just gets better and better

Time to print out more code and bring it to the boss for review.

angel , in bad gateway

nginx 0.7 😵

david , in bad gateway

There might be fewer posts on lemmy’s programmer humor, but they make me chuckle more often. Thanks for sharing.

Tolstoy , in A Classic
@Tolstoy@lemmy.world avatar

Who the hell uses magnets? It may fall down and break, use pins!

Milx , in Could be today could be next year

“Just give us a point value, we don’t need a time estimate.”

“Okay, so 2 points is roughly equal to 12 hours…”

CanadaPlus , in JWST Uses Javascript

"Ladies and gentlemen, we’re sorry to announce that the JWST has smashed some of it’s own mirrors due to unexpected behavior of something called a ‘type system’ "

What was the state of Python in the early 'oughts? They’re using it basically the same way according to the article; an easy human-readable language to control basic procedures.

Skaryon , in Could be today could be next year

But look he’s really agile

Nibbler , in Could be today could be next year

Under promise, over deliver

lwuy9v5 , in i hate the antichrist

whynotboth

Distributed , in I mean, why not?

Easiest way to remember is because it’s the max cash stack on oldschool runescape

shiham , in Electron is shit

Not just about RAM, it’s that most popular electron apps (like discord) ships really old versions of electron, and the some other electron app on your system may need another version of electron

You end up CVEs and duplicates of electron

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