There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

programmerhumor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

downdaemon , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

this was a joke from xkcd

Denaton ,
@Denaton@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, it is a joke on xkcd and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.

snake_case , in scale

Using an Intel processor and no nvme drive

T156 ,

That’s what the RAM is for.

clb92 ,
@clb92@kbin.social avatar

And with multiple sticks of RAM in use, that makes it RAID, right?

Right?

fibojoly , in New VS Code Extension Replaces Booleans with Toggles

I can’t tell if it’s a parody or an actual genius idea.

GlitchyDigiBun ,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world avatar

I would like to see the debugger give a list of all these boolean values and watch them toggle in real time. That would be far more useful.

sebastiancarlos OP ,

fwiw I opened an issue on the vs code repo. It already got a downvote and the issue was reassigned from one maintainer to another. Popcorn is tightly secured.

GlitchyDigiBun ,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, I’ll stick with C# slowly becoming more and more syntax-redundant like all the other OOPLs :'(

LastoftheDinosaurs , in i thought she'd be happy for me
@LastoftheDinosaurs@lemmy.world avatar

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • JackbyDev ,

    Someone used to periodically fork my repo of a college assignment and change all the text to Chinese. I assume they were stealing it but I don’t know. I think their name was spikerman but I’m probably misremembering.

    RubberDucky ,

    Thanks for your service to the Chinese 🫡

    flashgnash ,

    Apparently the Chinese government has created their own “home grown” OS which apparently took 10 years and thousands of programmers and is basically just Ubuntu underneath

    JackbyDev ,

    There’s been so much tankie discourse that when I saw this in my inbox I genuinely thought someone was accusing me of being a shill for the Chinese government or something lmao.

    opensesame11 , in address

    Second address is technically incorrect. The loopback address subnet 127/8 does not contain private network addresses like 192.168/16, 172.16/12, or 10/8 and doesn’t provide any utility for routing within the local network.

    Rodeo ,

    192.168.1.10

    rokejulianlockhart , in open source in progress...
    @rokejulianlockhart@lemmy.ml avatar

    You should have just linked to the page. It would have embedded the image, right?

    AzuleBlade , in address
    @AzuleBlade@lemmy.world avatar

    Welp, time to download Mr. Robot.

    AllIntoYouthCulture ,

    Download?

    MaxMouseOCX ,

    If you watched Mr robot, you downloaded it too tbf.

    stanford , in address
    @stanford@discuss.as200950.com avatar

    Now do it with IPv6 😅

    Thunderwolf ,

    I refuse to believe anybody knows how IPv6 works

    tidaL ,

    I learn how it works. I’ve got it down. Next day comes annnnd it’s gone.

    Thunderwolf ,

    I have a feeling IPv6 falls into the category of technology that requires constant “re-learning”. I’d also place OAuth2 in that camp as well

    vreraan ,

    Why? I thought it was less complicated since you don’t need subnet masks or NAT

    ruben ,
    @ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Wait, subnet masks are not used in IPv6? Hell fucking yeah.

    Trainguyrom ,

    Yeah IPv6 has some pretty sweet innovations baked in. More efficient packets and routing, reduced performance hit by oversized broadcast domains, etc. But potentially problematically it technically does not allow for NAT so every computer has a publicly routable IP address. It does however have a very nice system for link-local networks.

    I think the biggest brainfuck for IPv6 is managing a dual stack network because you end up translating concepts between IPv4 and IPv6 that really aren’t meant to be translated

    doomkernel , in scale

    Gotta go fast

    bobbytables , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED

    Nice! My mom used to do that.

    larvyde ,

    do what? barmen?

    cookiedoughdynamo ,

    No, bartenders.

    onlooker , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED
    @onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

    How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?

    Hawk ,

    Post history probably

    cypherpunks , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED
    @cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

    someone tell the bot author about xkcd

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.

    dog ,

    it’s a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

    because it’s funny

    get it? funny

    i said a funny word (“funny”)

    Jakylla , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED
    @Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Don’t know why he’s so annoyed, maybe you didn’t throw his database, but still something happened, I’m pretty sure…

    agressivelyPassive ,

    No, it's just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

    Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

    gmtom ,

    Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Yewb ,

    Igotthatreference.jpg

    Serdan ,

    We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

    Sage_the_Lawyer ,

    Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

    dylanTheDeveloper ,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

    xyzinferno ,
    @xyzinferno@lemmy.world avatar

    Holy hell

    wupasscat ,

    New table just dropped

    tr00st , in When your job title slightly understates your actual role

    I’m too lazy to find a picture of a spider for this joke - this exercise is left for the reader.

    nekomusumeninaritai ,

    Trivial exercise.

    spider in the middle of a webObtained at https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:A_classic_circular_form_spider%27s_web.jpg under license CC-BY-SA 4.0 International by wikimedia user Stephencdickson ∎

    Disregard3145 ,

    🕷🕸

    AdamEatsAss , in Easy

    Some say that the code was never written but existed at the start of time copied down from generation to generation.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines