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chicken , in Author left the job

The company being successful probably wasn’t doing humanity any favors anyway

Signtist , in Before or After

As someone who works with door hardware, this would be a pretty easy interview.

perviouslyiner ,

From listening to deviant’s talks, deadlatches still seem to be widely misunderstood.

dejected_warp_core , in Before or After

Oh. That’s good.

ebc , in Before or After

Something something dining philosophers.

ech , (edited ) in Before or After

It’s a plot device for Dr Who writers to prolong tension. Do I get the job?

DrSleepless , in Genie dislikes cloud

Just buy a house. Easy.

Buelldozer , in Genie dislikes cloud
@Buelldozer@lemmy.today avatar

Head to Vegas and bet all 100 Million that the Earth will be destroyed by an Asteroid in the next 25 days.

Earth not destroyed? 100 Million is gone and the Billion is yours. Earth IS destroyed? You aren’t alive to know that you won the bet but lost the Billion.

You literally cannot lose.

BluesF ,

No gambling, one of the rules.

TrickDacy , in Before or After

TIL there is a name for this condition

kewko ,

A bit racey for my liking

model_tar_gz ,

Who can get there first?

EtherWhack , in Before or After
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what your safe has when the batteries for the keypad stop working.

xantoxis , in Genie dislikes cloud

Wouldn’t even take a month, just prepay for those reserved instances.

davel , in Genie dislikes cloud
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We were spending more than $10M/month at my last job, but less than $100M.

I can spend $100M/month using only AWS CLI and a small shell script.

scytale , in Author left the job

There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

RandomVideos , in Genie dislikes cloud

Create a company that specializes in finding loopholes in genie challenges, hire 5 people with a salary of 20 million USD/month, pay that company 100 million USD to find a loophole to be able to spend the money easily and realize that you aleady spent the money

Dasus , (edited ) in Genie dislikes cloud
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High-stakes gambling. Play like shit, assuming that winning would count as not having spent the money.

Shouldn’t be that hard to get to bigger and bigger tables when you’re just literally throwing money away and losing on purpose.

Edit yeah the text pretty clearly said no gambling

Also, couldn’t you hire a personal servant? No owning, no buying.

Rent all the fucking hotel rooms. Here’s just one that’s 100k a night. architecturaldigest.com/…/inside-the-most-expensi…

Or you know, go for an entire island.

www.privateislandsonline.com/search?availability=…

Have a few yachts visit.

boatinternational.com/…/most-expensive-superyacht…

Fly from casinos to other casinos and then to the harbor with your super yacht filled with hired servants (and is the cap you can pay others salary set? Foot massager, 10 million an hour?) then have a party on the island, take another yacht to another island and yeah I think 100 million in a month is very much doable.

tourist , in Genie dislikes cloud
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a single university textbook

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