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importedreality , in Still can't decide
@importedreality@programming.dev avatar

Come to neovim and spend countless hours tweaking your configs when you should be working 🙃

malloc , in Le torture

Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board

Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.

psud ,

I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting “current iteration”

DiamondDemon , in Testing good

HOW

Hazzia ,

Happened to me once.

It was a 5 line bash script tool added onto existing software.

Yeah, I’m a pretty big deal 'round here…

shohamc1 , in Still can't decide

Any Jetbrains users here?

sjpwarren ,

Yes, it seems to have everything I need for Go and Python

Gentoo1337 , in What we really mean
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

“The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job”

pfannkuchen_gesicht , in Let's go!

Pro-tip: unplug all the fans and enjoy the silence

S3verin , in Le torture

thats literally my job (web development teacher)

coloredgrayscale ,

You poor soul.

clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

S3verin ,

right click -> copy; right click -> paste

snakesnakewhale ,

Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css

S3verin ,

of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css

aport , in Let's go!

laughs in M1 Silicon

SkyeStarfall ,

Has less to do with the CPU architecture and more with the thermal and fan configuration.

I would assume macs have much higher quality fans due to them having a reputation to uphold.

aport ,

As someone who has compiled a ton of software on a lot of different laptops, Apple Silicon provides ridiculous performance per watt.

My M1 Pro macbook not only compiles emacs faster than my desktop with a 5600X, but the fans don’t even turn on.

Swedneck , in Let's go!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

xoggy , in Le torture
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

Quill7513 , in Le torture

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

dilawar ,

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

Quill7513 ,
  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
LedgeDrop ,

STOP! You’re scaring the children!

naught ,

I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

CodeBlooded ,
@CodeBlooded@programming.dev avatar

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

naught ,

Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

whats_all_this_then ,

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

mrks , in Testing good

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

nyan , in What we really mean

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it’s just less interesting that way. 😜

simple , in Testing good
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

The code


<span style="color:#323232;">package main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">import "fmt"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">func main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  fmt.Println("Hello World")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
alr , in Colors, localized.

If you think French is bad…


<span style="color:#323232;">// Danish
</span><span style="color:#323232;">farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
</span>
rclkrtrzckr OP ,

Please elaborate. Any background on this?

alr ,

The Danish word for 99 is nioghalvfems, which literally means “nine and half five.” Which you could be forgiven for assuming meant 11½. The trick is that a) “half five” actually means 4½, as in half less than five, and b) it’s implied that you’re supposed to multiply the second part by 20. So the proper math is 9 + (-½ + 5) * 20 = 99.

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