Sitting atop the Wiring Throne designed by the most famous of IT administrators JZ Signalbringer who constructed it out of the unneeded CAT5 after bringing Enterprise level Wi-Fi to the facilities for the first time. He purposely made his throne uncomfortable before he wanted. It always remembered that IT administrators should never be at their desk.
Amy Wong: He knows when you are sleeping,
Hubert J. Farnsworth: He knows when you’re on the can,
Turanga Leela: He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
John A. Zoidberg: Oh…
Hermes Conrad: You’d better not breathe, you’d better not move,
Bender Bending Rodriguez : You’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
Philip J. Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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