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atomkarinca , in What's your most obscure binding?

i use vim tips and still cant remember names, what gives?

Speiser0 , in What's your most obscure binding?

No way, you met json irl?

JokeDeity ,

LMFAO! Perfect.

kamen ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eb10455d-a06d-45ec-89e4-809c2261b5e1.png

gon , in What's your most obscure binding?
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

good meme

sheepishly , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Did 4chan teach it that or did it just come that way?

Haus , in What's your most obscure binding?
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

M-x dunnet

Runs Colossal Cave Adventure in emacs. "YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING."

milicent_bystandr ,

What?!

And to think I was going to take an early night…

technologicalcaveman , in What's your most obscure binding?

Me with my dwm key binds.

ptrckstr , in What's your most obscure binding?

alt+z for saving, I guess?

FlickOfTheBean , in What's your most obscure binding?

I typically don’t know what I’m doing, so my favorite binding is :q!

Hogger85b , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man

I thought this was going to be a joke on the pacman ghosts logic

30p87 OP ,

Considering all ghosts have different algorithms, and Clyde is probably the most advanced, switching between hunting and fleeing, it would be true, as probably nothing was so advanced in 1980.
Honorable mention to HL 1 for having more advanced cockroach algorithms in 1998 than some human algorithms in 2023.

JackGreenEarth , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man

Now ask Bing Chat 😂

Player2 ,

For some reason it turns French. I’ve never seen that behavior before to be honest. https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/09735948-525d-47fb-8fd5-8076cef8288d.jpeg

BatmanAoD ,

This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

Player2 ,

It’s probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

CanadaPlus ,

Based on my epic Canadian “cereal box French” this does appear to be a boilerplate “sorry you’ve had a bad experience but don’t ask the bot” message.

BatmanAoD ,

I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, “we’re done here, get out”

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

Decide ,

I’ve used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it’s unreal.

30p87 OP ,

For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first “advice” would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

Karyoplasma ,

I love how it “sources” the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.

jameridev , in User with this age already exists

…and don’t forget the matches…

Selmafudd , in User with this age already exists

17.1

tubbadu , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...

We neef a Federated onlyfans

readonly ,

onlyfeds? wait…

rufus ,

owncast.online

Not quite… But right direction.

original_ish_name ,

Pixelfed + peertube

paddirn , in User with this age already exists

Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.

Beanie ,

Why stop there? How about a lil’ white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

FiskFisk33 ,

bob’; DROP TABLE users;

CanadaPlus ,

Failing that, there’s also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.

jayandp ,

I’m 65535 years old, and you can’t prove otherwise!

CanadaPlus ,

Only neanderthal kids will remember.

JoYo , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

I miss switter :(

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