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shiveyarbles , in JavaScript's days are numbered

Cockroaches will go extinct before JavaScript is dead

nailbar ,

The last cockroach writes an AI in JavaScript to carry on the legacy

FiniteLooper , in JavaScript's days are numbered

No programming language should last 200,000 years

normanwall ,

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    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Replaced. Hotel? Trivago.

    DudeDudenson ,

    JavaScript shouldn’t have lasted as long as it has and it’s still used widely

    30p87 ,

    C

    dadGPT , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    please hide this. this is how john connor defeats skynet.

    psycho_driver , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    Maybe by then my system will have recovered from this unresponsive javascript page

    xantoxis , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.

    sik0fewl ,

    Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.

    NegativeInf ,

    Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.

    LinuxSBC ,

    I thought it was last Thursday.

    sik0fewl ,

    I wish we would have popped into a better existence.

    NegativeInf ,

    We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.

    PunnyName ,

    GODDAMMIT

    lugal , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    We survived the 2000 crash, we will survive this

    mckean ,
    @mckean@programming.dev avatar

    We definitely will not…

    Aux ,

    Speak for yourself, mere mortal!

    call_me_xale , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    Bold of you to assume no one will come up with a replacement date library rather than just getting rid of JS.

    __init__ ,

    It’s javascript. We’ll have gone through 275,760 new datetime libraries before then, it’ll be fine.

    towerful ,

    String based date processing

    Redkey ,

    Of course! There’s already a proposal for a replacement Temporal object.

    LPThinker ,

    It’s not just a proposal, it’s already fully defined and almost completely implemented - I believe they’re just waiting on a standards update from ISO for time zone stuff.

    rockSlayer , in JavaScript's days are numbered

    Well y275.8k will certainly be interesting

    danc4498 ,

    They’ll work on a solution in the year 275,759

    lars ,

    They’ll work on a solution in the year 275,759

    …written in ES5, Python 2 and mostly Rust++

    Quoth_The_Revan ,

    It’s fun how oddly close that year is with 0°C in Kelvin: 273.15. Seeing 275.8K just instantly brought me back to chemistry…

    usernamesaredifficul , in Think of the children

    won’t someone please think of the children

    BigBlackCockroach , in Think of the children

    So I just type “term -9 509684” instead of “kill -9 509684”?

    got it!

    Scoopta , in Think of the children
    @Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

    Some advice for process parents. Don’t be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it’s very annoying and unhealthy.

    fsniper , in Think of the children

    I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

    Ferk , in Think of the children
    @Ferk@kbin.social avatar

    be nice

    What niceness level exactly?
    The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

    GeorgiaHerrera , (edited ) in Okay, which one of you Java devs did this

    Maybe I’m a dumb chicken, is it similar to apk 😂 😅

    radiofreeval , in Think of the children
    @radiofreeval@hexbear.net avatar

    Bob decides he’s had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

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