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Brisolo32 , in rule

I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now…

msage , in The sad truth about Twitter’s rate limit

I usually only read, so youtube is a no-go for me :(

KnorrFG , in What we really mean

IMHO it’s a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

magmaus3 , in What we really mean
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

ESC + :q!

ESC to enter normal mode (if you’re in a different mode like insert) : (colon) to enter commands q to quit ! (or a) to use the quit command withiut keeping any changes

sci ,

He’s speaking the language of the gods…

Lifter ,

ESC + (shift) ZZ is faster and also saves your changes!

rikudou , in 8 hobbits = ?

Now do kilohobyte.

rpj , in It gets better the longer it runs

Wow, a neural network!

Xylight , in It gets better the longer it runs

How long would this have to run for it to round up to 100%?

ShrimpsIsBugs , in My prof can meme fr

I can physically feel the pain in the first one

fmstrat , in You know who you are

Don’t forget the ARM64 to AMD64 conversion.

average650 , in It gets better the longer it runs
@average650@lemmy.world avatar

Why not just test all even numbers greater than 2? It covers infinite numbers and passes 100% of the time.

PalmTreeIsBestTree , in Colors, localized.

I don’t how you teach basic counting at a young age in French without learning higher grade level math.

Kiwy ,
@Kiwy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joke aside, it’s not taught as 4 × 20 +10 but simply “90 is pronounced quatre-vingt-dix” — which kinda is a mouthful, but you rarely count to 90 as a kid anyway.

PastorHaggis ,
@PastorHaggis@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you were just a quitter. I counted to 100 all the time to show off.

Lmaydev ,

I’m counting to 100 right now, fight me!

Wander , in Colors, localized.
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

//German

Farbe=“;”

joneskind , in Colors, localized.
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

As a French, I understand this post and it hurts because it’s true.

Beanie , in The customer is always right. 🪞

I suppose it would be possible if you surreptitiously turned on their webcam and used the output of that in place of where they would want the mirror

kylxbn , in The oldest joke in programming history
@kylxbn@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

For a serious reoly, I think the expression “If they have eggs, buy two” is redundant. If they didn’t have eggs, the kid just can’t and won’t buy any eggs.

I think the proper command would be, “Please buy 1 bottle of milk and two eggs.” That way, the kid won’t be confused and it’s still a proper valid command.

Unfortunately though, the sentence is ambiguous even to non-programmers. It is unknown whether the if condition applies to

  • buying two eggs (buy two eggs)
  • buying two bottles of milk (buy two bottles instead)
  • or buying a bottle of milk (buy another bottle)

Simply because they didn’t specify which to buy.

For a non-serious reply,


<span style="color:#323232;">cart.add(supermarket.takeProduct(ProductType.milk, 1));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">if (supermarket.getProduct(type: ProductType.eggs).length > 0) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    cart.add(supermarket.takeProduct(Product type.milk, 2));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">cart.checkout();
</span>

The kid should have bought a total of 3 bottles.

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