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Jakylla , in ways to close vim
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  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
Idrunkenlysignedup , in All programmer humor memes

If I had a dollar for every time I proposed spending more time on something to make it flexible and able to grow but being told to “hard code it” to save time, I’d have several dollars. If I had a dollar for every time I had to patch that 6 months later, I’d have several more dollars.

asyncrosaurus ,

You couldn’t pay me enough dollars to cover the therapy caused by having to maintain the “flexible” code that added complexity and abstraction for a single use case that was never expanded to handle more.

aloso , in Creating a password in 2023 be like
malloc , in Creating a password in 2023 be like

Reminds me of “The Password Game” 😂

selawdivad , in Creating a password in 2023 be like

I just use the KeePassXC password generator. :)

KaeruCT , in Creating a password in 2023 be like

My bank requires your password to contain NO vowels. I always forget when I update the password (forced to every 3 months) and the error never mentions it.

zarp86 ,

I’m struggling to think why this would be a thing. The only guess I have is someone was told to enforce “no dictionary words in a password” and saw that as an ‘easier’ way to implement?

Beanie , in Program in C [0:52]

Haha I’ve already watched that video countless times

Edit: dammit, they cut off the last second of the video where there’s a segfault :(

mvee , in Too close to home

I’m gonna have to borrow this book

HeavyRust ,
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Me too. I also want to make some changes to it at the same time.

mvee ,

Better apply for a mutable library card now before someone else does

DeltaTangoLima , in Hacking
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One show I watched where the genius “tech” girl told the hero she’d just “hacked the open source TCP port”.

nothacking , in Too close to home

Same for C, & yields a pointer to a value, and * allows you to access the data. (For rust people, a pointer is like a reference with looser type checking)

aloso ,

We have pointers in Rust, too :) see documentation

nothacking ,

I doubt many people have ever use that or any of the other low level memory API. The main appeal of rust is not having to do that.

juliebean , in Where did the name Bison come from anyway?

my favorite name origin for a bit of software relates to the text editor nano. nano was written as a standalone clone of Pico, as a play on metric prefixes, but Pico is actually Pine compositor, part of Pine, an email client. Pine itself was based on an earlier email client called Elm, and has been attributed as various recursive acronyms such as ‘Pine Is Nearly Elm’

mertssmnoglu , in Trust me on this one John
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Data good

More data more good

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danwardvs , in Too close to home

This was me in courses that used C. Keep adding and removing * and & until the IDE was happy and it usually worked.

philm ,

Ah the good old times with C, when things were much more simple (but unsafe…)

rikudou ,

(void*) flashbacks intensify.

philm ,

The “best” way to program dynamically typed…

nautilus , in Too close to home

Replace that with golang and now we’re talking

BravoVictor ,
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Yeah, popped in the comments to say the same.

I dont know what my damage is with pointers…

nautilus ,

honestly with Go in general I’m in a perpetual cycle of being annoyed with it and then immediately being amazed when I find some little trick for efficiency - with stringer interfaces and the like

DiamondDemon , in lolcalhost

For me, they both bad servers

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