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chemical_cutthroat , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
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ThomThumb:

@anarchywoofwoof I found some documentation that answers your question: www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick

anarchywoofwoof:

@ThomThumb Thanks, that’s exactly what I needed, so glad to have the answer to my problem. I’ll leave this up for anyone that has the same issue.

retrolasered ,
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Must … Click

muntedcrocodile ,
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Nolonger works with current api check out www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick#migrate for how to update

Redkey ,

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:12 5/17/2019):

Does anyone have a way to fix this in the latest version? I’ve been looking all day but none of the answers I’ve found work.

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:48 5/17/2019):

nvm figured it out.

elxeno ,
tkk13909 , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Wait a second… Is that a Mastodon screenshot on a Tumblr blog?!?

arandomthought ,

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!

jerrythegenius ,
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I’m not on facebook, so I took a screenshot and put it on discord

sukhmel ,
BurningTurtle ,
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time to put it on matrix

jerrythegenius ,
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Your turn!

BurningTurtle ,
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Give me a screenshot of you putting it on Discord, and I will.

jerrythegenius ,
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jerrythegenius , (edited )
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I’ll need photographic evidence of you putting it on matrix

BurningTurtle ,
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jerrythegenius ,
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arandomthought , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire…
Gumbies isn’t real… Right?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’d say God isn’t that cruel, but

peak_dunning_krueger ,

Gumbies isn’t real, but if you can explain to me how CI/CL or github actions work using only their documentation I’m going to proverbially eat a hat.

sukhmel ,

using only their documentation

Wdym, are you expecting me to explain something using nothing at all‽

This is really very relatable, some projects lack both clarity and documentation, and trying to make sense of internals from the examples is a mess of a process

arandomthought ,

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It’s exactly one of those tools where I was like “this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don’t even know what for…” and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

Bennieboj ,

Example: update a discussion based on a markdown file.

github.com/…/update-discussion-from-readme.yml

pory ,
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Gw2 jumpscare

tkk13909 ,

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

amio ,

Give some JS dev about fifteen minutes

mindbleach ,
Malix ,
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www.gumbies.co.uk it’s real all right.

aniki ,

Are… are these tacti-cool… slippers??

ordered.

arandomthought ,

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

Malix ,
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because this is the internet, I’m not exactly sure what you mean with that… and frankly I’m scared to ask.

arandomthought ,

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet… That’s what they’re for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don’t know either…
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

Malix ,
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no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there… is definitely a tomorrow. But… you know, you do you.

otter , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Since this was originally a Mastodon post, here it is :)

mathstodon.xyz/

It’s fun that it went: Mastodon (fediverse) --> Tumblr (non-fedi) --> Lemmy (Fedi)

tkk13909 ,

Yeah usually we just go from Tumblr to Fedi. This is kinda interesting.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Turns out the content holds the value, and the hosting platform is a mostly replaceable and interchangeable delivery mechanism. Who would’ve thunk?

muntedcrocodile ,
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Is the fediverse starting to get rolled into the mainstream content farm. Might help our cause and get more people on the bandwagon.

doingthestuff ,

I saw an article posted on Facebook yesterday about the five guys burgers and fries price complaints, and it quoted word for word comments I saw on a thread here on Lemmy the day before that.

SuddenDownpour ,

Literally Plato’s Cave.

jherazob ,
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Heh, had already boosted, liked and bookmarked it, nice! 😄

oce ,
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I had no idea that Tumblr was active again? I thought all Tumblr posts from the past 5 years were just recycled old stuff.

Kaldo , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
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JakenVeina ,

Sees link

It’s retro-encabulators, isn’t it?

clicks

Ooooo, new programmer meme lore.

exocrinous , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Look, the crystal maze is absolutely essential to run Woodchips without a waterslide. You can complain all you want, but unless you want to run back to Microsoft for your woodchips deployment, this is the way. I’m not saying Gumbies is perfect, here, just that it’s the only viable unix implementation. If you want come up with your own sandcubing solution for Flurble, be my guest.

Naich , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
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Every time I want to do something, I have a look around the baffling ecosystem of frameworks and end up writing it from scratch because it's easier than wading through the bullshit.

dgriffith , (edited )

You should release what you’ve written as a framework, that’s what everyone else is doing.

<Insert XKCD standards comic here>

I_am_10_squirrels ,

We’ve got a good name for it

Naich ,
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I feel that the nature of my framework is too simple and too focused on a specific goal to be worthy of the name.

JakenVeina , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

If you’re unsure about GUMBIES, you should take a look at this video.

baseless_discourse ,

My wife is in accounting, and I always thought they have too many jargons.

Now I know how I sound when I talk to her…

RustyNova , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I won’t lie, but content like this is what I love on programmerhumor.

Also just use the (inferior) open source version of GUMBIES called GRUMBOSS. It’s way better!

s12 ,

The recent regulation changes at the end of February kinda killed GRUMBOSS though.

youtube.com/shorts/xEHSbHH4F_k?si=06iPTcwXRgQuT2q…

Valmond ,

LUMBIES is open source MIT and GPL3+

Just saying.

entropicdrift ,
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Yeah, but LUMBIES is missing catScratcher integration! That’s a core feature for my use case and the dev has taken a (ridiculous IMO) proud moral stance against any sort of felidae-adjacent features

gmtom ,

Gumboss doesn’t work with the new version of .net and no merge requests have been accepted in like 8 months so you have to manually patch each instance of it yourself to get it work.

There’s a script you can download to do this automatically and it works a good 70% of the time!

nieceandtows ,

Good luck with that. Nintendo just sued GRUMBOSS for $2.4M and shut the project down.

anders , in Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend

@LinearArray that 2nd image is me.

anders , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

@devilish666 hm. how does that work?

hector , in Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend

Guys I can’t do front-end! There was a time I was getting kinda good but now there’s too much CSS tricks to learn.

I’m currently making an app for the fediverse and my back-end is amazing but I need help even beginning to make something decent for the front-end!

This is a streaming app, and just developed the chat widget which looks good in OBS, that’s a start.

But the player? Responsible layout? Aaaah it seems impossible.

FooBarrington ,

I’d suggest finding some examples or templates that are reasonably close to what you want, and working from there. It’s much easier to adapt something existing with small tweaks than building it all yourself.

If you have any concrete questions, feel free to shoot me a DM :)

hector ,

Really? That’s so cool thanks :)

FooBarrington ,

Yeah, gladly! I know how opaque and difficult that whole thing can be :)

frezik ,

It’d help if the JavaScript ecosystem could pause on inventing new frameworks every five minutes and instead focus on fixing their tooling problems.

hector ,

I don’t know the developer experience with React+Vite has been amazing for me!

Fast HMR, detailed stack traces, and typing support is so cool!

mhredox ,

Same. Honestly no issues with react+vite that I haven’t been able to solve.

hector ,

It’s so robust I like it a lot :)

_Cid_ , in And don't forget RTFM

I mean there must be a reason why someone would want to be a dev. I would go from there

JasonDJ , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Thanks everyone, I figured it out.

loutr ,
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AnUnusualRelic ,
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Alternatively: “Never mind, I figured it out”

mods_are_assholes ,

Forum responses like that are why two of my four IBM Model M’s don’t work anymore…

nulluser , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Now I understand where ChatGPT hallucinations come from.

shneancy ,

tumblr will save us from the AI takeover

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