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FrostyCaveman , in What’s in a name?

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

ThePantser , in What’s in a name?
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

davidgro , in Stop using floats

Serious answer: Posits seem cool, like they do most of what floats do, but better (in a given amount of space). I think supporting them in hardware would be awesome, but of course there’s a chicken and egg problem there with supporting them in programming languages.

Quetzalcutlass ,

Posits aside, that page had one of the best, clearest explanations of how floating point works that I’ve ever read. The authors of my college textbooks could have learned a thing or two about clarity from this writer.

Kodiack , (edited )

I had the great honour of seeing John Gustafson give a presentation about unums shortly after he first proposed posits (type III unums). The benefits over floating point arithmetic seemed incredible, and they seemed largely much more simple.

I also got to chat with him about “Gustafson’s Law”, which kinda flips Amdahl’s Law on its head. Parallel computing has long been a bit of an interest for me I was also in my last year of computer science studies then and we were covering similar subjects at the time. I found that timing to be especially amusing.

w00 , in What’s in a name?

Error also has a nice ring to it

PhobosAnomaly ,
frezik ,

I’m surprised this isn’t memed more. Like, it’s canon that there’s a guy named Error running around in Hyrule and everyone has forgotten this.

Railison , in What’s in a name?

Little baby FORTRAN

MajorHavoc , in What’s in a name?

Shhhh. My spouse hasn’t caught on, yet.

xmunk , in Stop using floats

Based and precision pilled.

butmingus , (edited ) in What’s in a name?

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

gregorum , in I browsed to the first website ever (info.cern.ch/) with Lynx, on Cool-Retro-Term

[ Everyone liked this ]

ChubakPDP11 OP ,

I hope so.

Speiser0 , in What’s in a name?

Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

LinearArray ,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It’s Sims 2 all over again.

kibiz0r , (edited )

And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

sverit ,

It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.

driving_crooner , in What’s in a name?
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he’s 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn’t like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

LinearArray , in Stop using floats
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Precision piled.

peyotecosmico , in What’s in a name?

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as “Programación orientada a objetos” or POO in case you need it

alyth ,

Same in French which is ofc very similar to Spanish: programmation orientée objet

LinearArray , in What’s in a name?
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Saving this for the future.

awake01 , in What’s in a name?

Lua

kuneho ,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

Lua-Nil

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