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eestileib , in Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme.

Using the right tool for the right task is a big part of being a good engineer.

Selmafudd , in Movies vs life

The bottom is also on a transparent screen

traches , in Movies vs life

Live your dreams :)

github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui

spamspeicher , in Movies vs life

And every little thing on the screen makes a noise.

greendakota99 ,

I’m surprised more people do not talk about this. Its easily the most annoying trope for me. Could you imagine hearing your machine beep through processing for 8-10 hours at a time each day? Its asinine to even consider anyone in these technology roles would deal with that.

nicerdicer ,

I think this is because it is pretty boring to film a computer in action, because it does noting - it doesn’t move for example. So beeping sounds were added for every action a computer would do: opening or closing windows, transferring files to a disk, calculating,…

These sounds were added at a time computers were not that common in every household and to emphazise that the computer is doing something. In recent movies, computers are more silent.

Another thing film makers did to show interaction with a computer is the constant usage of the keyboard. Every thing is done with the keyboard. Open a window: type 5 sceonds on the keyboard. Transferring a file onto a disk: type the whole bible on the keyboard. This was done because it would be pretty boring to show someone use the mouse or drag-and-drop files.

It its somehow compareable to the movie trope of constantly reloading a gun. You can see this often in older movies: the protagonist is going inside a building and he is reloading his gun. Then he stops a the corner of a hallway and is reloading the gun again - despite no shot has been fired. This was also done to show the audience that a gun will be involved.

droans ,

Don’t forget. If you have a server and it’s been penetrated, there needs to be a monitor which displays “SERVER HACKED” in giant, red, blinking text.

SomeRandomWords ,

Man, imagine how useful that would actually be though? You’d save a lot of money and headache a few months down the line…

losttourist , in Movies vs life
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There is a long abandoned (but it still runs) project called eDEX-UI (https://github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui) which basically provides a working, useable terminal surrounded by all sorts of the crap visual appearance of hacker terminals in the movies. Pair that with a terminal editor and you've almost got a movie IDE!

It's kinda fun for a while although I'd be amazed if anyone actually used it as their main terminal emulator program. But you could.

insomniac_lemon ,
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I could see it being a real thing. When you're making a game it gives you visualization for animations (both physics and visual-only) and shaders (maybe even a simplified stylized version). Random benchmark results/debug info. Drawing attention to syntax mistakes. An important email or video call pops up.

It would be cool and potentially useful, but completely un-asked for and likely distracting and a waste of space. Basically what if your computer was a non-cartoon clippy.

dingleberry , in Movies vs life

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

milkjug ,
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That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

JackbyDev ,

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

milkjug ,
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Only if your bits touch.

jflorez , in Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme.

it makes you a Windows engineer which is worse

DaPorkchop_ , in Movies vs life

<span style="color:#323232;">sudo apt install hollywood
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beneeney ,
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It’s also on the AUR. Hilarious package. Would be fun to somehow turn into a screensaver

its_pizza , in Movies vs life

I’ve felt this way about twice in my life, and it’s when I had a really well crafted Jupyter notebook running in VSCode.

It’s definitely the kind of thing you want to pop open when boss is showing some new sponsors/customers around.

fmstrat , in Movies vs life

This is why I loved Mr Robot

Sheltac , in Why is it so hard finding up-to-date docs and guides?

Because things keep changing and no one ever updates any docs or guides.

BlueKey OP ,
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It would be nice to have a kind of central hub where all the lastest resources are listed.
I could be updated by the community.

Well... one can dream.

narc0tic_bird ,

If it’s updated by the community, it’s probably also created by the community. Instead of dreaming, why not create it?

Sheltac ,

Be the change you want to see in the world 🌈

GammaGames ,

Stack Overflow tried that with their documentation project

NerdyPopRocks ,

Someone should build a system that scrapes all open source repositories and uses an LLM to generate up to date documentation, and puts it in one big searchable place

2ez ,

If using docstrings/docblocks to generate SDK documentation, adding something like an OPA policy to validate their existence and semantic structure could help with coverage. Then we have the issue of accuracy, and that needs humans or AI to weigh in. I have a feeling test-driven development would make this process smoother.

You could also add git hooks to facilitate accountability / run the policies.

whatisallthis , in Why is it so hard finding up-to-date docs and guides?

Yeah I built a few react apps that made it to production about 7 years ago.

Now the react syntax I used back then is basically a dead language.

NatoBoram ,

Pretty typical in web frameworks tbh

atyaz , in Why is it so hard finding up-to-date docs and guides?

I know some people don’t have the choice but if you do, please choose something better. That garbage does not deserve your effort.

BlueBockser ,

It’s not garbage, it just has some flaws - as does everything. The Spring and Java/JVM ecosystem can be a huge advantage if you know how to use it - which sometimes means diving into library code when docs aren’t sufficient.

doppelgangmember , in Movies vs life

Dammit I overworked the flux capacitor again!

Oh well, time to turn it off and on again.

r1veRRR , in Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme.

To get annoyingly serious on a funny post, the one huge danger of GUIs that I’ve personally witnessed in many of my juniors is that they abstract away the need to understand the tool you’re using.

I regularly use a Git GUI, and I might have to google the rebase command for more complex tasks, but I know how Git works. I know what I can do with rebase, even if I don’t exactly know how to. If you only live in the GUI, you can get far never understanding the system. Until one day, when you fuck up a commit or a push, and you’re totally hosed because there isn’t a pretty button with the exact feature you want in your GUI.

DrM ,

Yeah, fuck that. It’s perfectly fine to build a GUI that makes things a bit easier, but make the GUI so that it resembles the fucking workflow. I hate that when I want to automate something thats super easy in the GUI and it takes AGES because there is no equivalent to what I’m doing in the GUI

computertoucher5000 ,

I hate that when I want to automate something thats super easy in the GUI and it takes AGES because there is no equivalent to what I’m doing in the GUI

glares angrily at Azure CLI

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