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DonjonMaister , in Microservices
@DonjonMaister@programming.dev avatar

The guy sitting on the chair is exactly how I felt when one of my friends explained what microservices they use for their company web application lol

nibblebit , in Microservices
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What I love most about Krazam is that in every video they make, you see the guy move up the usual tech career ladder xD

theory , in i++
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Thanks, i hate it

jim , in Strategy -> Result
@jim@programming.dev avatar

Lots of people here lamenting about this. But the truth is that good code is easy to modify/delete.

0x4E4F , in i++
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Takes 1 more character, that’s bloat.

LaggyKar ,
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Hammerheart , in Whoa, you're a hacker!

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don’t understand the Microsoft docs.

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  • ozoned ,
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    Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

    TO THE GRID!

    😁

    Rentlar , in Leave it for the Nerds

    Right: That’s fine, I should be able to install it with dnf.

    Left: Well I dnf care, figure it out yourself.

    colournoun , in Leave it for the Nerds

    Real programmers curl unverified shell scripts into bash.

    WhiteBlackGoose OP , in Leave it for the Nerds
    @WhiteBlackGoose@programming.dev avatar

    My first comic!

    JackbyDev ,

    Is the joke here that Fedora doesn’t use apt? Because that’s hilarious and I love it lol

    kestrel7 , in Whoa, you're a hacker!
    @kestrel7@kbin.social avatar

    You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

    I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

    We are not the same.

    floofloof , in Hacking

    Try being a violinist and watching people play violin in movies. That’s also painful.

    clifftiger , in Strategy -> Result
    lasagna , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*
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    Cringy isn’t a word I like very much but it’s the most suitable word for Elon Musk.

    happyspark , in Hacking
    @happyspark@kbin.social avatar

    Not a programmer, but I can definitely attest that TV Medicine is wildly inaccurate. From CPR (method, success rate, reason for initiating) to the usefulness of various imaging modalities; it's like watching a gardener plant a whole watermelon and growing a sky-high beanstalk the following morning.

    A really fun intersection of both of these was the episode of Bones I saw once when visiting my dad, where some corpse had a microscopic code etched in its femur that then hijacked/hacked the CT machine computer when scanned.

    lasagna ,
    @lasagna@programming.dev avatar

    Enhance!

    BaldProphet , in Drop database
    @BaldProphet@kbin.social avatar

    This is a whole new level of SQL injection. Just try sanitizing that input!

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