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kevincox , in Community Member++
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Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)

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squaresinger , in The Password Game

I hate Paul…

I made it up to rule 25 and then Paul starved because I was thinking too long about which characters to ban.

To make it over Rule 24 (Paste the URL of a Youtube video with a certain random length), I even created a video with the correct length and kept uploading it to Youtube to get a URL without roman numerals and decently usable atomic weights.

When I tried it again after that dumb chicken starved, I hit Youtube’s maximum daily upload limit. Now Youtube thinks I am a spambot or something.

Btw, there are 35 rules total, in case anyone else makes it over 24. And spoiler, the one that got me doesn’t matter at all. It’s one of the easiest of all.

canpolat OP ,
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That’s a heroic effort! I laughed so hard.

psilocybin , in rule

So a syntax highlighted comment

jalda , in The Password Game

“Your password must include the URL of a 23 minute 42 second long YouTube video.”

lol

canpolat OP ,
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Careful with Paul. He may starve.

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DonjonMaister ,
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I quit after I got that…

canpolat OP , in The Password Game
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ilobmirt , in Paid by the PostgreSQL gang
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The second frame with the second arm? 🤔 Almost didn’t catch that.

DeVoid , in Why yes, we do Agile

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

infeeeee , in Unix rule

It would overflow to minus 2^31, as she says it’s signed, so not 1970 (that’s zero) but 1901 would follow: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

ndotb , in Looking for FULL stack developer
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PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist
gkd , in >$ git blame
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I wrote the bug

madmaurice , in What is it about?
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I’m still learning Japanese but I am fairly certain below LLVM it says: Guide book for making a compiler yourself.

h_a_r_u_k_i ,
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That is correct!

And the line below that is: “From frontend to backend, Japan’s first book about LLVM technical skills with a wide range of explanations.”

jeena , in What is it about?
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I’m subscribed to !programmer_humor and !programmerhumor and you often cross post to both of them at the same time. Could I ask you to use the build in cross-posting functionality in lemmy so it only shows up once in my list? Otherwise I’ll need to unsubscribe from one.

genfood OP ,

Esteemed Jeena,

I humbly beseech your indulgence and extend my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the recurrent cross-posting of content on the esteemed platforms of !programmer_humor and !programmerhumor. I am acutely aware of the vexation such redundancy may cause, and it is with the utmost regret that I admit my failure to employ the built-in cross-posting functionality within the esteemed realm of lemmy, which would ensure the display of said content in your esteemed list but once.

Pray, permit me to express my profound remorse for any distress or disarray this predicament may have occasioned. I implore your benevolence in granting me the opportunity to rectify my missteps and adhere to your esteemed request for the exclusive manifestation of content on a singular occasion within your discerning domain.

Verily, should you deem it necessary to withdraw your subscription from either platform owing to this grievance, I shall ruefully accept your decision whilst bearing the burden of my own negligence. Nevertheless, I earnestly beseech your forbearance and entreat that you afford me the opportunity to make amends, so as to retain your valued patronage.

Please accept, dear Sir/Madam, the most sincere apologies of this humble servant and trust in my unwavering commitment to rectify this issue posthaste. Your considerate understanding and magnanimity in this matter would be esteemed beyond measure.

Yours apologetically and with deepest contrition,

Gollum

most_likely_bollocks , in Auth

It’s really not that hard. Authentication is about proving the identity of the subject e.g. logging in using information only known / in possession by the subject (password, mfa etc). Authorization is about establishing what permissions that identity has in a given context. E.g. is this identity allowed to create/read/update/delete these resources. Authorization is typically done through roles (RBAC) or more granulary through attributes (ABAC).

Belgdore , in Robotics developers, startups, and resalers furiously shopping for new HID peripherals

Ok, but how many of those projects will result in death if one of the thumb sticks gets stuck or if the Bluetooth loses signal?

auv_guy ,

If it results in death when the controller stops working, you have a serious issue with the system architecture and should work on that instead of trying to improve the controller.

msage , in rule

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