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cupcakezealot , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

kinda like on google play how it says “what’s new: no information from the developer” or “what’s new: we regularly update our app to fix bugs, improve performance and add new features”.

kaotic , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

Every one is using AI to make funny pictures. This is what they should be using it for. Look at my diff, generate a commit message.

andnekon ,

If you don’t know what you’ve done within a commit, it probably shouldn’t be a single commit, with or without AI Although if you’re talking about using AI to make funny commit-messages…

locuester ,

Ok Eugene, we get it.

Daxtron2 ,

Doesn’t mean you can’t use text inference to make your messages better

AnExerciseInFalling ,

Funny enough, that’s a feature of GitHub copilot: code.visualstudio.com/docs/editor/github-copilot#…

…microsoft.com/…/write-your-git-commits-with-gith…

Daxtron2 ,

We’re doing that too :)

time_fo_that , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

About what my coworkers do but even worse with stuff like “save” and “fix”

somegeek , in Fitbit Clock Face

Duude this is so cool. Is there a watch like this for galaxy watch?

PMmeYourPenis ,

Quick search came up with this: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

catlover , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

git commit -m ‘initial commit’

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

…

git commit --amend

Sage1918 ,

It’s all fun and games until a git push slides in between…

EmergMemeHologram ,

Always use --force, far fewer errors that way.

I also use git reset instead of merge. It keeps history more linear.

Sage1918 ,
  • –force-with-lease
BigDanishGuy , in Fitbit Clock Face

I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

bitwolf , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

Maybe they tastefully squash merge when they pr/merge into main.

oeLLph OP ,

The don’t… 😭

Classy , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

Cwilliams , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429 

<span style="color:#323232;">do_the_thing() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  git commit -am "$(date)"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  git push
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} 
</span>
AnActOfCreation , (edited ) in Fitbit Clock Face
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Here’s one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

EDIT: And a terminal one.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

Sakychu , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

Sub for sub?

Sabata11792 , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Putting an app on the app store was one of my worst mistakes. I still get spam years after it getting delisted due to being abandoned.

DeathsEmbrace ,

Nah you learned a valuable lesson. Make a dummy email for the app(s).

Sabata11792 ,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

I made a whole dummy domain. Still inconvenient when one shows up.

Justas , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I remember making a bunch of fixes and calling them after Star Wars movies with the thing I’m fixing or what was broken as the noun.

onlinepersona ,

Could you give an example? “Star Wars: The Bug Fix”?

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

The upload menace

Attack of the zero

Revenge of Apache

A new filter

The loop strikes back

Return of the analytics

onlinepersona ,

😂 these are great, thanks!

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

hakunawazo ,

So you were part of the git clone wars?

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah the historian.

mindbleach , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

What The Commit provides a list of all-purpose messages to randomly select between. Would these be better?

oeLLph OP ,

🫣 $(rm -rvf .)

vbb , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
@vbb@lemmy.world avatar

Good opportunity to say how annoying are update notes like “We are continuing to improve our application. We fixed a couple more issues to make it more stable”. Corporate style, uselessness and the fact that this update can contain some stupid redesign is disgusting.

TurtleTourParty ,

“We are constantly improving our application. Please keep updates turned on.”

popcar2 ,

I’ve reached a point where I avoid these types of updates. An update post like that either means nothing important changed or they’re up to something.

A while ago I saw that style of patch notes, updated an app, and suddenly I can’t use it anymore because it got limited to a maximum of 2 devices. Another time I updated an app putting a harmless “we improved the user experience” message, they put dark mode behind a paywall. This isn’t counting the number of times an app got redesigned to make the user experience worse for no reason. Maybe they wanted to justify hiring 5 UI/UX interns in that quarter or something.

The patch notes look harmless, but my god, they are usually up to something.

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. I do the same. That “we are making improvements” text is corporate for “we don’t have anything remotely close to change management or quality assurance”.

clearleaf ,

I’m done with programs that need meaningless updates like this every day. All my patience for that was used up with flash and java.

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