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jetsetdorito , in Int and bool walk into a bar

How using someone else’s shower works:

int temperature = rand()

JazzAlien , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Temperature would never be false so this is pretty stupid

sour , (edited )
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shower only has 2 temperatures

uphillbothways , in Recursion
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Step in front of the train: Tell your manager this whole project is dumb, provide a list of reasons why it's a bad idea and explain you are prepared to resign rather than enable its further development.

coco , in Bleeding edge tech

Irony i love you !!

radiofreeval , in The superior bracket style
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roi , in npm ruin dev

Did you mean “npm run”?

corytheboyd , in Recursion
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MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!! Which also kills the other lever guy, bonus!

blackluster117 ,
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KANSEI DORIFTO

TheTrueLinuxDev , in Int and bool walk into a bar

How it really works:


<span style="color:#323232;">mpf_t temperature;
</span>

If confused...It’s arbitrary sized floating precision number provided in LibGMP and you can find more information about mpf_t here.

hectocotylus , in Recursion
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por qué no los dos

Gallardo994 , in Recursion

Sounds like TikTok challenges. Oh boy.

roguetrick , in Recursion

The main problem with this is: is there a finite number of people? and if I pass it on do I count as part of the pool that will end up on the tracks?

andrew , in CoPilot is muslim
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Can’t hide from me, Dr Jane Smith in Pediatrics.

janus2 , in Recursion
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“hey hun i’ve got an exciting business opportunity for you!!1!”

zqwzzle , in Int and bool walk into a bar

I guess there’s not enough water to use a float unless you’re in a bathtub.

over_clox , in Recursion

Depends on how much I’m getting paid…

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