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CodeMonkey , in YOLO-Driven Development Manifesto

My favorite YOLO-Driven Development practice (from a former employer) was Customers as QA. We would write code, build the code, and ship it to the customer, then the customer would run the code, file bugs for what broke, and we would have a new build ready next week.

It provides many benefits:

  • No need to hire QA engineers.
  • Focuses developer debugging time on features actually used by customers instead of corner cases that no customer is hitting.
  • Developers deliver features faster instead of wasting time writing automated tests.
  • Builds are faster because “test” stages are no-op.

One time a developer was caught writing automated tests (was not sure in the correctness of his code, a sign of a poor developer). Our manager took 15 minutes out of his busy day to yell at him about wasting company resources and putting release timelines in jeopardy.

Rakust , in Would you agree?

No, because everyone would be sitting around jacking each other off about using linux, if current trends are to be believed.

CanadaPlus ,

There’s a weird secretive compound on the edge of town. If you go up to the gate and try to talk to them they just reply “I use Arch BTW”.

vrkr , in Would you agree?
@vrkr@programming.dev avatar

No place for bazaar. Looks more like corporations wet dream.

CanadaPlus ,

I mean, you could put one inside a building, I guess. It’s really just a very downscale mall.

Gargari , in Would you agree?

It does run on Linux 😁😁😁

HellAwaits , in Would you agree?

No because as others have already said, why would 1 thing dominating everything be good?

mexicancartel ,

Its not dominating everything but we can make foss our own. I.e. Linux don’t dominate over us but “we are using linux the way we want”

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Because Linux isn’t really one thing. If the kernel developers do something bad, just fork the kernel and remove it.

Poopmeister , in Would you agree?

Would expect the architecture to be a bit more on the brutalist side of things

frippa ,
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

The world runs on KDE (or gnome)

mexicancartel , in Would you agree?

Linux kernel

Nah bro, chrome OS is fucking ridiculous not to mention android too.

We need the other linux not just kernel.

Mardoniush , in Would you agree?
@Mardoniush@hexbear.net avatar

Nah, industrial and infrastructure should mostly use BSD. And “Never see a command line” consumer OS’s should generally be forks from Linux or other FOSS. Most Linux distros have come a long way and are ready for gaming prime time, but fail the “80 year old grandma who wants to digitise her record collection but is a bit unclear on double-clicking” test.

RobertOwnageJunior , in Would you agree?

No, because that would make me stupid.

flameguy21 , in e = error in syntax

Code spellcheck is a godsend

slampisko , in e = error in syntax

You explained it in the title and I was still wondering where the difference was 😅

s12 , in Would you agree?

“But if we put all the world’s shares into Linux, the other Kernel Patron Units would be incapacitated!”

… I doubt anyone will get this reference.

iminahurry , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Instructions

while temperature < comfortable_temperature: temperature += 1

Interpretation

while temperature < freezing: on toggle(temperature += boiling)

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Bleeding edge tech

Is the litmus test for programmers. When they start referring to “AI” as a clearly defined concept, you know they’re artlessly making shit up for a quick buck.

Mubelotix , in Would you agree?
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

If everyone used Linux I would use BSD

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