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iminahurry , in Int and bool walk into a bar

Instructions

while temperature < comfortable_temperature: temperature += 1

Interpretation

while temperature < freezing: on toggle(temperature += boiling)

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Bleeding edge tech

Is the litmus test for programmers. When they start referring to “AI” as a clearly defined concept, you know they’re artlessly making shit up for a quick buck.

Mubelotix , in Would you agree?
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

If everyone used Linux I would use BSD

Unforeseen , in Would you agree?

Competition and choice is good, it keeps the ecosystem healthy and resilient.

mustardman , in Would you agree?

> every building by zaha hadid

> still not a walkable City

I would not agree

Norgur , in Would you agree?

It was all fun and games until the wifi driver didn't compile...

jack , in Would you agree?

Linux itself does nothing for desktop computing, you also need GNU and the rest of the free software suit to better the world

donut4ever , in e = error in syntax

styleshit is even better

downpunxx , in Recursion
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

if you're a decent person you double it, if the person on the track is a republican you let it motor on through

2d ,
@2d@kbin.social avatar

go back to reddit

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Aww did the little rightie not like being made fun of?

hairyballs ,

I think they just don’t like cringe

OneNot ,
@OneNot@lemmy.world avatar

Apart from making it political for no reason, how on earth did you come to the conclusion that doubling the kill count and putting the responsibility on someone else makes you a decent person?

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

doubling the future possible kill count is inherently better, republicans aside, than killing someone right now. wait for it, you'll get there.

pewpew , in Bleeding edge tech
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

but the I in AI it’s actually a lowrcase L, so it’s short for Algorithm

ShortFuse ,

It kinda annoys me that the lowercase L glyph is taller than capital A. I don’t mind there being a difference, but cap-height should be taller than lowercase letters.

Illuminati

TheObserver , in Recursion
@TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Double it and I’ll do it myself

phorq ,

Yeah, who even needs a trolley?

superkret , in Recursion

Depends on what I know about the other lever pullers. This is basically limit poker when you’re the big blind.

scarrtt , in Int and bool walk into a bar

I travel a lot and I swear I’ve never seen the same shower design twice. There’s so many different freakin’ ways to deliver a stream of water to your head and they nearly all require some level of finessing. I’m assuming it all stems from an 1800s court case about patents but fuck that judge and everyone involved that day

thehatfox ,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

It seems that hotels somehow always install the most obscure and convoluted shower designs. I’ve never had too much trouble with showers in people’s homes, but every time I shower in a hotel room I feel like I’m trying to operate an oddly temperamental steam engine.

Aux , in Recursion

THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!

statues_lasers , in Recursion

Modern financial system in one picture.

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