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onlinepersona , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I think they’re all evil with those skulls on the screen.

Kage520 , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

Chaotic good alignment upsets my OCD the most

HardNut ,

I’m the opposite. I can’t have two monitors of the same size, because then it’s like they’re both primaries in my brain. With the chaotic good arrangement, it’s very clear which one runs the games and which one runs YouTube or what have you

otacon239 , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

FleetingTit ,

We have neutral evil at my work

…why?

bingbong ,

They work at hell inc.

Kruulos , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
Rayspekt ,

Stock exchange broker's home setup.

lea ,

So jealous of the foot heater.

Kite ,

This would 100% be my setup if I could use more than two monitors. I am incapable of having just one project at at time open, and this would just work so well for me.

JohnDClay , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I’m surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

JohnDClay , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I guess I’m lawful neutral good since I have two similarly sized screens plus the laptop screen. Just can’t let screen real estate go to waste!

MirthfulAlembic , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
@MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world avatar

I’m both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it’s for my job or not. I suppose that’s a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

ipha , (edited ) in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you’re never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

OK, calm down Satan…

30p87 ,

I spend hours aligning their bottoms and virtual position so now my three screens transfer the mouse exactly in their vertical middle.

I also use a tiling WM with tons of workspaces and if I switch workspaces my mouse gets reseted into the middle of the workspace anyway.

Redjard ,
@Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I switched to Wayland and it makes a huge difference. Pulling a window over to my higher dpi monitor makes it go … clearer. It looks just like how you’d want it to look.
I like it so much I refuse to accept my status as chaotic good and want an exception for chaotic good wayland users with correct dpi compensation to be categorized as chaotic neutrals and lawfuls

VanitasTheUnversed ,

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I’m just used to it lol

XEAL ,

Chaotic good (3 displays) here

My old monitor is not going to waste :)

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

You can use a software called LittleBigMouse to make this better. It’s really nice in my experience with 2 1080p screens and one 4k. All roughly the same size

NightmareQueenJune , (edited ) in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it’s back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I “replaced” one cold cathode tube by plastering the “replacement” tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn’t work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

  1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
  2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
  3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
  4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone’s interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures

Nobsi ,
@Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

Definitely Interested

NightmareQueenJune ,

I hope an Imgur link is fine. If not please tell me which (multi) image hoster is fine here on lemmy. Here are a few pictures I took of my setup and the necromanced parts

HerbalGamer ,

Oooh yes I too have 3 different monitors of different makes and sizes!

JackbyDev , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I suppose I’m technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

ech , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

“Chaotic Good”

aka “I got this monitor for free from someone else”

drew_belloc ,
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

I feel attacked, the pc came with a 4:3 monitor for you information… the bigger one was a the gift

ech ,

Tbf, I say that as someone that lived the Chaotic Good monitor life for like, a decade with a monitor my family was throwing away.

WarlordSdocy ,

For me it was more I upgraded my main monitor so my old main monitor is now a side monitor.

Piers ,

I bought both of mine. For next to nothing from a charity shop. Also they’re TVs.

empireOfLove , in Welp, guess I'm going to hell

changes useragent to Chrome. Everything works perfectly on the site

Hmm. Interesting.

xusontha OP ,
lnsfw3 ,

Stroking intensifies

sj_zero ,
empireOfLove ,

Well, he was definitely stroking something.

Chais ,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Which proves that M$ Teams definitely isn’t heaven, because some things actually don’t work with Firefox, as I recall.

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

Last time I tried to log in it said something about cookies and I had to use chrome.

empireOfLove ,

that’s your own fault for using teams though

also they don’t count since Microsoft changes all links to force open in Edge and there’s nothing you can do about it.

giffybiss ,

Most ppl don’t use Teams by way of personal choice

MonkderZweite ,

$ cat firefox.exe > edge.exe doesn’t work?

PoolloverNathan ,

enoent

marcos ,

Microsoft changes all links to force open in Edge

Or, that doesn’t work in Firefox either.

Chais ,
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not like I had a choice

empireOfLove ,

You will use your corporate vendor lock-in garbage software and you will LIKE IT! THATS AN ORDER!!

I don’t really care what happens on my work machine tbh. I’ll use whatever they set to default.

marcos ,

Calls don’t work.

I does video meetings perfectly well. But not calls. And if you never used Teams, just try to guess the difference.

GrievingWidow420 ,

Doesn’t solve the problem tho, which makes editing the useragent nothing but a temporary solution not worth being smartass-megamind about

empireOfLove ,

What is the perceived problem, then? 99% of sites these days are all built with kits that support Firefox just as well as Chromium, the dev choice to not support or intentionally lock out Firefox is either just laziness (not wanting to deal with any potential problems or not given enough time to run full Firefox user tests) or incentive driven (middle manager has word from high manager that they can’t support firefox because highest manager makes bank from Chromium).

The technical limitation isn’t actually there in the modern web, it’s almost always a manufactured limitation. I think I’ve only ever encountered a single website that didn’t actually technically work on Firefox, and that was Weather Underground. Which they ended up fixing after 3 months or so.

GrievingWidow420 ,

What is the perceived problem, then?

Make sure to read this thoroughly this time.

[…]it’s almost always a manufactured limitation.

Doesn’t that sound like a good description of a problem?

I think I’ve only ever encountered a single website that didn’t actually technically work on Firefox[…]

There’s gonna be a hell of a lot more of them, buddy. You’re gonna have to hang your cat on your balcony to get an estimate of future weather if you want to avoid using one of them how-are-these-even browsers.

Imagine yourself as a homosexual man in Iran (should be easy). Would you say that hiding that big part of you from everyone and even go as far as marrying a woman you don’t even like just not to arouse suspicion makes the problem disappear? Just the fact that you need to spoof your useragent to view a shitty website, the developer of which would (should) die under a car one day 🤞, is a solid proof that you will soon be that homosexual man in Iran.

empireOfLove ,

Bro are you seriously comparing using a vendor locked web browser to being stoned for being gay in a conservative religious country 🤣🤣🤣

GrievingWidow420 ,

Aren’t you?

empireOfLove ,

…no.

GrievingWidow420 ,

Bummer

ndguardian ,

My SO just had something similar pop up yesterday. She was running into weird errors on her Chromebook, so I had her change her user agent to Chrome on Windows. Everything magically worked. Hmm…

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

This is actually exactly how user agents evolved.

Chrome pretends to be safari.

IE pretends to be Netscape.

Safari pretends to be Firefox.

All popular browsers pretend to be at least one other browser for compatibility.

humanwhocodes.com/…/history-of-the-user-agent-str…

FinancesDrone98 ,

So it’s kind of like back in the Netscape days.

Men are men, women are men, boys are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

WarlordSdocy , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

Wodge , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

I’m at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

psud , in 0.30000000000000004

If working in currency, work in cents and divide by 100 and round to 2 decimals for output

Jajcus ,

If working with currency use types and formating functions appropriate for currency. Not float.

psud ,

I was recalling a project in perl, which doesn’t have a variety of types. If you add values, you get a scalar, which will be a float if the numbers are not integers.

I am aware my statement isn’t true in several languages

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Yeah round down and transfer the remainder to an account you own.

psud ,

Indeed, Lex

elbarto777 ,

No, not Lex. Gus!

Awesome movie, regardless!

psud , (edited )

I just recalled, in that project I did have to divide money, which would leave fractional cents

It was a budgeting program, I could put rogue cents where I liked. I think my solution made accounts due $12.553333333… (internally 1255.3333…) each pay period get 12.54, so after n/3 pay periods they’d be 2n cents over. I could deal with that imprecision.

redcalcium ,

Some programming languages use different rounding method. Might bite you in the ass if you’re not aware of it and using multiple programming language in your application to handle different areas.

janAkali ,

Most languages have decimal libraries to correctly handle floating point arithmetics, where precision is necessary.

Slotos ,

They are as incapable of handling one third of a dollar as binary positional notation is incapable of handling one fifth (0.2).

It’s not really a float problem. It’s a positional notation one. Some perfectly rational numbers refuse to squeeze into that mold.

szczuroarturo ,

Also decimal system is not exatcly that much better since you also cant write 1/3 in decimal

MJBrune ,

Even then that can contain bugs on large amounts.

CanadaPlus ,

You’re telling me there’s someone that has more than 20 million dollars? /s

If you’re handling people’s money you should probably be using arbitrary-precision arithmetic. I mean, you might get away with a long int, but finance is serious business and the amount of data you’re going to be processing relative to your funding is probably going to be small.

psud ,

Not the project I was thinking about above, but at work my team delivered software handling 13 digit numbers, but that’s in COBOL which does fine with money

Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

That’s what I wound up doing on a work project. Works really well.

Buckshot ,

And remember not all currencies are 2dp so get a list and use the appropriate exponent.

I had to update our currency database this week because there’s new currencies. It’s almost as bad as timezones.

ruk_n_rul ,

[email protected] wake up, new currencies just dropped

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