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NigelFrobisher , in no.. just no

Needs JSON embedded in the elements because JSON is best practice.

KingThrillgore , in “It’s not that hard”
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

HawlSera , in “It’s not that hard”

This the new live action Joseph and Jotaro?

rimjob_rainer , in “It’s not that hard”

Tell me you don’t know shit about programming without telling me you don’t know shit about programming.

CannotSleep420 , in “It’s not that hard”

On October 26, an engineer and mother of two — let’s call her Alicia — sat in a glass conference room in San Francisco trying to explain the details of Twitter’s tech stack to Elon Musk. He was supposed to officially buy the company in two days, and Alicia and a small group of trusted colleagues were tasked with outlining how its core infrastructure worked. But Musk, who was sitting two seats away from Alicia with his elbows propped on the table, looked sleepy. When he did talk, it was to ask questions about cost. How much does Twitter spend on data centers? Why was everything so expensive? Alicia was already tired of Musk’s antics … So here they were, trying to show Musk what he was about to buy, and all he wanted to talk about was money. Fine, she thought. If Musk wants to know about money, I’ll tell him. She launched into a technical explanation of the ­company’s data-center efficiency, curious to see if he would follow along. Instead, he interrupted.

He totally knows what he’s talking about.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Musk wants to know how much the system costs. The information being provided seems as relevant as the article telling us the engineer was a “mother of two”.

The more I look at this quote the stupider it gets, which is a shame because the article is quite informative

Solemarc , in “It’s not that hard”

I didn’t know we even had dynamic compiled languages but a quick google search tells me Lisp counts. Wonder if Musk actually knew that or if this screenshot is taken mid dunning-kruger.

jwt , in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

Ah typescript properties possibly undefined, eh? My advice would be to sprinkle some more question marks on your code.

mrkite ,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Nah… wrap entire templates in @if statements.

nxdefiant , in “It’s not that hard”

That’s a load bearing “done right”.

conditional_soup , in “It’s not that hard”

Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.

BoastfulDaedra ,

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

hansl ,

Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…

ExperimentalGuy , in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

So rude for not dropping the link for that duck in the post tsk tsk tsk

isti115 OP ,

Well, I’d suggest asking around your nearest toddler, that’s how I managed to borrow this one. 😀 Probably it has been inherited through several generations, that might explain it’s wisdom!

backhdlp , in “It’s not that hard”
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

He’s the kinda guy whose only programming experience is learning Python for 3 hours 6 years ago, yet he thinks he’s the programming god.

kameecoding ,

musk the kind of guy that if he said Java is here to stay, I would start learning another language.

BoastfulDaedra , in “It’s not that hard”

You’re not that hard either, Elon.

some_guy , in “It’s not that hard”

When stupid people wanna sound smart.

cupcakezealot , in “It’s not that hard”
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

starting to see why twitter breaks every day since elon bought it

elon is basically chip morehead from the chipadmin episode of sales guy vs web dude

jasondj ,

There’s no “arrange-by-penis”.

HiddenLayer5 ,

He definitely wants a programming language where the array indicies start at 69 and end at 420.

Maybe he’ll ask AI to make it for him.

ipkpjersi , in “It’s not that hard”

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3da0fa5e-5963-4bf0-8005-1b00f3930cbe.jpeg

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