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LinearArray , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
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I can fix her :P

platypus_plumba ,

You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

… wait, yes, yes you would.

xmunk , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.

sharkfucker420 ,
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Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

xmunk ,

What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!

21Cabbage ,

Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

umbrella ,
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hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.

Honytawk ,

That spell it too high level

KillingTimeItself , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.

Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.

Shareni ,

You’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?

pimp

KillingTimeItself ,

im not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.

SlopppyEngineer , in I code with fear

Salvador Dali would like a word

LinearArray , in I code with fear
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Horseeeee

4am , in I code with fear

The angle of the dangle

FilthyShrooms , in I code with fear

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

Ephera , in Sometimes I want to call malloc, just as a treat

Nevermind using such frivolous things as a file system.

bus_factor ,

Using a file system is much less bad than dynamically allocating memory, at least as long as you keep a predefined set of files.

troyunrau ,
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I hate to alarm you but… What is a file system except dynamically allocated memory. ;)

Redkey ,

It’s a persistent dynamic memory allocation that’s accessed by multiple processes! :)

bort , (edited )

multiple processes?!

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/6aec277b-8652-465e-a652-4c648ec5dd57.gif

noli ,

FreeRTOS tasks are basically processes, IIRC other rtoses have similar mechanics too

owenfromcanada ,
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If you want to get really freaky, try accessing the same flash or RAM from multiple instances of FreeRTOS running on a hypervisor.

noli ,

Is that just like the shared memory model of parallel computing or are there any added complications? Have you done this before? Please do share your experiences if so cause now I’m interested :p

owenfromcanada ,
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It’s similar, but the general idea of a hypervisor is to separate resources and avoid this exact situation (it’s nuanced and there are some exceptions, but that’s the general use case).

The added complication would be that when you compile a binary for one virtual machine, the compiler may optimize things, blissfully unaware that there are other players possibly affecting memory. In a typical multithreaded environment, the compiler has a better picture of how shared resources are being used across threads, but that has to be declared manually for a hypervisor. So if you configure your hypervisor to share resources, you have to be even more vigilant in configuring the individual compilers to play nice.

I don’t have a ton of experience with embedded hypervisors, though. And it’s worth noting that there are lots of “hypervisors” out there, and some work very differently from others.

frezik ,

Lots of microcontrollers have multiple cores now.

sunbeam60 ,

And indeed, with memory mapped files the distinction almost disappears completely.

kevincox ,
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a predefined set of files

…with predefined sizes located in predefined regions of storage.

bus_factor ,

Yeah, that’s what I was implying, just didn’t want to write a whole novel about it.

dylanTheDeveloper , in I code with fear
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This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

coloredgrayscale , in I code with fear

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

deegeese , in It's that time of year again

You have to declare your love first, duh.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My love is nil :/

gaterush , in I code with fear

When your function literally returns the void

stepanzak , in I code with fear

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

Dasnap , in I code with fear
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Unity Message | 💀

Ashelyn , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program

can , (edited )

So don’t treat bing as my therapist eh?

Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?

21Cabbage ,

I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

can ,

Therapist is too strong of a word for what I’m looking for.

Sometimes I just need to hear my emotions are valid without burdening anyone :(

FractalsInfinite , (edited )

EDIT: It seems the app sherpa has what you need. Just use one of the models found here, preferably 7b-chat Q4_K_S

Some people are energised by that kind of thing. However if you don’t want to reveal things to humans, you can use (if you are more technical) llama.cpp

can , (edited )

Thanks for the links. So I don’t need to worry about downloading the model from meta eh?

Edit: oh you mean download this one instead?

I tried and the app crashes after submitting a prompt but this is a good starting point. I’ll take a look into it further later.

wahming ,

You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids

Gabu ,

Hey, Soong is 3/4 as far as we know – out of B4, Data, Lore and his wife, only Lore went bonkers

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