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Secret300 , in Review Please

What anime this from?

hunkyburrito ,
JATtho , in You can certainly change it. But should you?

<span style="color:#323232;">volatile int blackhole;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">blackhole = 1;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">const int X = blackhole;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">const int Y = blackhole;
</span>

Compiler is forbidden to assume that X == 1 would be true. It’s also forbidden to assume that X == Y. const just means the address and/or the data at the address is read only. const volatile int* const hwreg; -> “read only volatile value at read only address hwreg”. Compiler can assume the hwreg address won’t magically change, but can’t assume the value read from that address won’t.

Malix , in Gamedev is Easy
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

c’mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

Daxtron2 ,

The tech just isn’t there yet to support an extra line 😔

mcforest ,

Naah, gamedevs hate us more than they love money :(

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m pretty sure the Aspect Ratio of the Year is 4:3

Scoopta ,
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

Where’s the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

Scoopta ,
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

Where’s the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

JATtho , in Review Please

Please, no, I get flashbacks from my 6-month journey (still ongoing…) of the code review process I caused/did. Keeping PR scope contained and small is hard.

From this experience, I wish GitLab had a “Draft of Draft” to tell the reviewer what the quality of the pushed code is at: “NAK”, “It maybe compiles”, “The logic is broken” and “Missing 50% of the code”, “This should be split into N PRs”. This would allow openly co-develop, discuss, and steer the design, before moving to nitpicking on the naming, formatting, and/or documentation details of the code, which is likely to drastically change. Drafts do work for this, but the discussions can get uncomfortably long and convolute the actual finishing of the review process.

Once both reviewer(s) and the author agree on the code design, the “DraftDraft” could be collapsed into a link in an normal Draft to be mocked next. The scope of such draft would be limited by the earlier “DraftDraft”.

xia , (edited ) in How do we tell him ?

Obviously… use an LLM that does that for you and magically removes those stucky legal/plagiarism issues.

Claudio , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Probably still better than bool a; bool b; int c;…

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

But i, i is sacred.

Darken ,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

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  • rmuk ,

    Primitive tribe discovers personal rights.

    Scoopta ,
    @Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

    🤔… I’ve never liked i and don’t use it…not sure why. I keep thinking I should start but alas I just don’t.

    RobMyBot ,

    Honestly? Yes, I agree

    018118055 , in Whoa there buddy, calm down

    There are some cases involving plausible deniability where game theory tells you should beat the person until dead even if they give up their keys, since there might be more.

    MotoAsh ,

    I mean, I’d definitely do it to SBF if his crap wasn’t cleaned out already. Though admittedly I’d largely keep going just because this world DESPERATELY needs fewer SBF types in it…

    gravitas_deficiency , in How do we tell him ?

    Me too, buddy. Me too.

    bjoern_tantau , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    Skill issue.

    Daxtron2 ,

    most people don’t know how to properly formulate questions and it shows. 90% of new questions on SO are just bottom barrel which is why the rules are so strict about quality.

    RadicalEagle ,

    Absolutely true, but it’s also more difficult to ask a good question when you don’t know anything about what you’re asking.

    People who know a lot about a topic can ask very good questions about that topic.

    The problem I see with most questions people post online is that they make too many assumptions that their audience will will magically understand the context of their question.

    Good questions require relevant context.

    Determining relevancy requires expertise.

    Expertise comes from experience.

    No matter how many questions you ask and answers you get you’ll never “understand” something until you do it.

    Instead of asking questions like “How do I do X?” people should be asking “I’m trying to accomplish X, I’ve tried Y, but I’m encountering Z. How could I resolve this?”

    I guess my rule is that you should never ask someone a question without first trying to answer it yourself.

    Daxtron2 ,

    100% agree, and the new question page on SO makes most of those points but generally people dont read it. It would be kinda nice if they integrated an LLM to double check if questions need improvement before they get submitted.

    zaphod , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

    ThisCommentsMakeItSoThatYouHateMeForWritingLikeThisSeriouslyICanNotStopPleaseSendHelp

    MostlyBlindGamer ,
    @MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

    Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

    F04118F ,

    Careful, Pascal doesn’t like it when you call him a camel

    MostlyBlindGamer , (edited )
    @MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

    I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

    F04118F ,

    Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.

    MostlyBlindGamer ,
    @MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

    First it needs to work, then it needs to work well, and finally it may or may not work quickly. Along the way, it should also be humorously weird.

    zaphod ,

    Best I can do instead is calling it x.

    MostlyBlindGamer ,
    @MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

    Why not ‘i’?

    serpineslair ,

    Makes it even better that I’m on mobile so the text wrapped half way through a word.

    JohnEdwa ,

    I can read that without any issues whatsoever.

    But. If. You. Put. Periods. Between. Each. Word. My brain will force a pause between every single one and I can’t override it.

    Trainguyrom ,

    Forever Ago I Ran A Minecraft Server And 2 Friends Joined And One Typed Everything They Said Like This and the other managed to misspell every single word with more than 2 letters in it. They misspelled the word “the!” According to Sir Capitalizes Every Single Word, its just much easier to type that way, which raised far more questions than answers…

    UnfortunateShort , in Kubernetes dev moment

    I hated YAML at first glance, but it kinda grew on me

    FooBarrington ,

    I hated YAML at first glance, and my hate has only increased since

    asyncrosaurus ,

    Like a fungus you learn to live with

    mynamesnotrick ,

    Pretty accurate… I am just realizing I’ve moved out of the despise stage and into acceptance.

    JasonDJ , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

    As someone who works in IT, and specifically networking and security, the “trade subs” are honestly what I miss.most from reddit. Places like sysadmin, Cisco, Fortinet, talesfromtechsupport, etc.

    palmtrees2308 , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

    Just use phind.com you will get the relevant references. Chat got but better as it gives the source.

    IsThisAnAI , in Open Source VS Company

    On what planet do you live where people treat commercial requests nice? Clearly you haven’t been in the industry long.

    ByteJunk ,
    @ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

    I presume OP works at a decently sized company, and they have magical people like PMs and CSMs that turn customer tantrums into neat little cards that he can push down the kanban.

    vithigar ,

    Or a giant company where customer tantrums are just background noise that is easily ignored.

    Quill7513 ,

    Soothing white noise that helps you sleep

    habl ,

    I always go to the headquarters of the commercial company in a bomb suit to request the update I need.

    Olgratin_Magmatoe , (edited ) in Review Please

    My first PR at my current job was about 130 files for the front-end, and about 70 for the backend. This hits close to home.

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