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Aux , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fixed tests.

Transporter_Room_3 , in Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month
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Wait, people are complaining about manor lords already? So far I like it and haven’t come across anything bothersome yet. I haven’t played a ton, but I’m getting a good village going.

If anyone thinks hiring 50 people will get them an update in a week, they’ve never worked on a group project at all, let along a comolicated one. They’ve been working on it for what, 5 years now? And it’s just gotten what is essentially a beta buukd?

These people need to chill out and let a good game slowly unfold, not take a promising start and try to speed run into the trash can.

Luckily the devs are a lot smarter than the average 11 year old.

hydroptic ,

You’re surprised that gAmErS are complaining about something?

GBU_28 ,

Games are never perfect and tendies never get there fast enough

hydroptic ,

And the devs hate the real fans of the game and implement features only to spite them

valid , in Callbacks
valid , in I just love pain
shasta , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

Lysergid , in Callbacks

MAYBE :)

jdeath , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“cleanup” lol

ZeffSyde , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated “Made With …” Stickers.

“Made With Printshop Deluxe!” “Made With Microsoft Works!” “Sent From my Sidekick!”

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

feature suggestion but “hyprcursor”

FreshLight , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“I’m sorry, guys.”

victorz , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

nik9000 ,

I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I’ll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.

AA5B ,

For some definition of interesting …. The quashed commit whose message is a Jira ticket number and title?

victorz ,

This is what I hate about squashing. I love the fact that my crazy journey to a finished feature is there in the log for everyone to see, including myself lol. But squashing makes me feel empty when I write commit messages. Where’s the fun… Just a straight line of perfectionism. Maybe someone has a crazy but cool idea that would be worth picking. 🍒

AA5B ,

Maybe. I do more DevOps these days, so tend to have many small changes that can’t even be tested without checking them in and running in CI. I’d have hundreds of “fix unit tests” commits alone

nik9000 ,

We squash. I’m not really interesting in your local journey to land the change. It’s sometimes useful during review, but after that it’s mostly the state of the main branch I care about. It’s what I need to bisect anyway.

I don’t like commits that are just references to issues. Copy the issue into the commit message so git blame tells you something useful. Unless it’s just closing a simple big. Then the title and issue reference are plenty.

Depends on the project I imagine.

victorz ,

I’ve been thinking about that when talking to my DevOps colleagues, that there’s gotta be a better way to test CI before committing. The whole change-commit-test dance would kill me if on a daily basis. So cumbersome.

nzeayn ,

“it’s possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes”

AllHailTheSheep , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“fix for real this time”

KairuByte , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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My gut commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

theneverfox ,
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I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details

I think it’s great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I’m writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

theneverfox , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in <main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there… Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

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