Thong-wearing protesters bare their bums in opposition to calls for G-string ban (news.sky.com)
Armed officers alerted to Harry Potter fan with wand (www.bbc.co.uk)
Autonomous murderbot incinerated by SF Chinese New Year street partiers
Mayor Jacob Frey quips that choosing remote work over office makes you a 'loser' (Minneapolis, MN, USA) (bringmethenews.com)
“I don’t know if you saw this study the other day, but what this study clearly shows, is when people have the ability to come downtown to an office and don’t, when they stay home, sitting on their couch with their nasty cat blanket diddling on their laptop … if they do that for a few months, you become a loser! It’s a...
Idaho Lawmaker Says Human Composting Could Lead to Cannibalism (www.thedailybeast.com)
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Ban on several cosmetic surgeries for pets now in effect in Quebec (www.cbc.ca)
A ban on four cosmetic surgeries for pets came into effect in Quebec today, putting an end to vocal cord removal, ear cropping, tail trimming and cat declawing for aesthetic purposes....
Nikki Haley Trounced in Nevada by ‘None of the Above’ (nymag.com)
Moroccan hash dealers boycott Israeli drug smugglers in support of Gaza (jpost.com)
Hashish dealers in Morocco have stopped supplying Israeli smugglers with hashish due to the ongoing war in Gaza, according to a Friday N12 report....
GOP Sen. John Kennedy Freaks Out When Reminded He Used To Be A Democrat (www.huffpost.com)
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Meet Goody-2, the AI too ethical to discuss literally anything (techcrunch.com)
Noisy fish sex keeping Florida residents up all night with bass-heavy groans (nypost.com)
Unnerved residents of Tampa Bay, Florida, are scrambling to explain mysterious rolling bass tones that vibrate their walls at night and rob their kids of sleep....
Lickinghole brewery in Goochland closed indefinitely while owner deals with health issues (richmondbizsense.com)
Calgary liquor store offering support 6-pack for Swifties forced to watch Super Bowl (calgary.ctvnews.ca)
The Super Bowl broadcast is notorious for drawing a large contingent of non-football fans who watch for the commercials and the half-time show. Now, an Alberta liquor store is offering a trio of Super Bowl-themed six packs ahead of Sunday’s big game, including one targeted at the newest group of NFL fans.
Libs of TikTok creator accuses NBC News of stochastic terrorism after bomb threat investigation (www.advocate.com)
Chaya Raichik accused an NBC journalist of silencing tactics and claims victimhood in the face of scrutiny over her incendiary online behavior....
‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)
Ashes Were Given to His Family. But He Wasn’t Dead. (www.nytimes.com)
Tyler Chase, 22, was living in transitional housing in Portland, Ore., when the authorities misidentified a body as his and cremated it.
Anchovy Sex Is a Force of Nature (hakaimagazine.com)
Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages (www.tomshardware.com)
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Joe Biden confuses Emmanuel Macron with former French leader Francois Mitterrand who died in 1996 (news.sky.com)
Mr Bean actor Rowan Atkinson blamed for slow electric car sales (news.sky.com)
‘Not my fault the truck don’t surf’: Florida man arrested after driving car into the ocean (www.wfla.com)
A Florida man was arrested Tuesday morning after he drove through a closed beach and into the ocean in Volusia County....
Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks (www.tomshardware.com)
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