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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans

cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

joe ,

It’s a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞

AeonFelis ,

“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"

Most people wouldn’t want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee’s will. That’s kind of the point.

Syndic ,

Exactly. Oh no, you can’t respect her? Luckily respect really isn’t necessary when it comes to arrests.

Kase ,

I wanna know who’s behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.

Emperor OP ,
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This is “not The Onion”.

Kase ,

Oh god oh god I’m an idiot

Emperor OP ,
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It’s a testament to how weird that story is.

ElBarto ,
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And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.

Emperor OP ,
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Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.

No_Eponym ,
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No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?

ElBarto ,
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I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson

Emperor OP ,
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We can be more specific than that, we’re in the Weaselverse.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out

Emperor OP ,
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The current scientific thinking is you’ve need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.

Aggravationstation , (edited )

Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can’t arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they’re still screaming their bullshit. I’m not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.

Adalast ,

I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.

Aggravationstation ,

Damn, America man. Holy shit

Aggravationstation ,

Damn, America man. Holy shit

Malfeasant ,

So, in other words, it works?

TheBat ,
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OnlyCuffs

Hadriscus ,

¡¡ New roleplay video !! Watch me pull over and handcuff this fan, fine him then take him to court for contempt of cop ! 💦👮‍♀️

RobertOwnageJunior ,

You paid for porn, you’re worse.

Peaty ,

Yes let us all go about not compensating people for their work. That surely will not be a problem.

GiveOver ,

In the context of the guy saying he lost all respect for her, it’s fair to say he is worse. He gave her money. She’s the superior one.

deadcream ,

Not in his mind. People like him genuinely believe that them paying means that sex worker is being humiliated and degraded by them.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Just because you don’t pay for something doesn’t mean they aren’t getting paid…

fsxylo ,

Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?

echodot ,

Can they arrest me if I’m on onlyfans?

EdibleFriend ,
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Yes. Sinner.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

Being on OF definitely doesn’t grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does…

FourzerotwoFAILS ,

Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”

mrcleanup ,

Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.

someguy3 ,

You could make a documentary about this.

JoMiran ,
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How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?

SkyeStarfall ,

Wait…

This isn’t the onion???

What the fuck lmao

Mic_Check_One_Two ,

Check which community you’re on rofl

SkyeStarfall ,

Yes I know, but I legitimately thought it was the onion. It took me until I was reading the comments.

cmbabul ,

If this actually worked there would’ve been a black market of naked cop videos

Arthur_Leywin ,

Bro paid to watch her and says he can’t respect HER. Ok

ErwinLottemann ,

more than two hours and still no link? 😱

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I searched in a different thread already and couldn’t find it either. Even when using the search on OF for her bio words…

I think it’s down now.

Spendrill ,

Did The Onion manage to sell one of their stories to the Indie?

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