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QubaXR ,
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They already run what seems to be every other post on Reddit, so why not streaming, too.

Ok_imagination ,

Sorry what do you mean by this?

BlucifersVeinyAnus Bot ,

So, you know how Reddit has posts? Well something like 53% of those Reddit posts are posted by chick-fil-a agents for various reasons.

Ever since they won the chicken sandwich wars of the early 20s they’ve been focused on invading media spaces, often quite aggressively.

Reddit is essentially a chicken sandwich propaganda wing of the massive chicken chain at this point, still quite a bit of porn though luckily. Can’t say I’m looking forward to chicken sandwich porn 🤷‍♂️

booly ,

Burger King already tried the subservient chicken thing.

OpenStars ,
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Can’t say I’m looking forward to chicken sandwich porn 🤷‍♂️

Pepperidge farm remembers (shudder).

hopesdead ,
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

Chicken sandwich porn? When Popeyes came out with their sandwich, there was a trending video on Pornhub soon after titled “PAWG let me Fuck her for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich”. The Internet beat you to that.

radix ,
@radix@lemmy.world avatar

They may have won the chicken sandwich wars, but Taco Bell will be the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars.

KittenBiscuits ,

And with no more competition, they’ll go all fancy. Makes one wonder where you’d be able to get a decent burger anymore.

z3rOR0ne ,

Advertisers and AI bots have taken over reddit ever since Google made them the new SEO technique.

RangerJosie ,

They’re gonna make soooooo much cult money from this.

Kolanaki ,
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Unless they have discovered a way to beam a chicken sandwich over the airwaves, through my TV and into my mouth this seems like the most pointless thing ever.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing says “family fun” quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.

gnate ,

I’d rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

halcyoncmdr ,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

At least they have the decency to keep their shit behind closed doors.

Khanzarate ,

Can’t I’m pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.

hopesdead ,
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.

Lucidlethargy ,

If they beamed the sandwich, you’d still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.

yggstyle ,

The tops in boys. Short everything. Capitalism has finally reached the endgame.

Maeve ,

Oh I do so fervently wish this blessing on the entire globe!

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