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Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony

SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

randomdeadguy ,

Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.

thefartographer ,

If they’re all like Vivian, that doesn’t sound so bad

cabron_offsets ,

Nuke it

Num10ck ,

Elongated

CaptPretentious ,

Inbred martians… Neat.

xe3 ,

The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.

LavenderDay3544 ,

And most of them don’t like him.

Windex007 ,

If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony

over_clox ,

What a jerkoff

Minarble ,

Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.

programmer_belch ,

I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.

BakerBagel ,

Here’s your sperm

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d take Chevy Chase’s sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.

iAvicenna ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0039424f-8d75-467f-84d8-db933d59e489.gif

IphtashuFitz ,

If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.

uberdroog ,
@uberdroog@lemmy.world avatar

“Just cup your hands” - probably.

sunzu ,

Teslatubby wants to propagate

sp3tr4l ,

He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.

formergijoe ,

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

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