29 year old bassist punched in the face by 80 year old conductor for walking incorrectly (www.theguardian.com)
Diesel the escaped pet donkey found living with elk after five years. (www.theguardian.com)
Arizona lawmaker says ChatGPT helped draft new deepfakes law (thehill.com)
Republican state Rep. Alex Kolodin said he used ChatGPT to write a subsection of House Bill 2394, which tackles AI-related impersonations of people by allowing Arizona residents to legally assert they are not featured in deepfake videos....
Sam Bankman-Fried Believes He Was Set Up to Be the Fail Guy (www.observers.com)
Kelly Rowland cannot escape questions about texting Nelly via Excel (www.avclub.com)
Nikki Haley Trounced in Nevada by ‘None of the Above’ (nymag.com)
‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)
Ramaswamy pledges to withdraw from Colorado GOP primary in solidarity with Trump (lemy.lol)
Because why pretend it’s a real primary? 🤦
Paul Pelosi attacker offers apology in emotional testimony: ‘He was never my target’ (thehill.com)
“I never meant to hurt him, only kidnap and potentially murder his wife!”...
Canadian Air Force Investigating After Fighter Jet Uses Call Sign ‘DICK69' (themessenger.com)
‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say (www.vice.com)
Bots are better than humans at cracking ‘Are you a robot?’ Captcha tests, study finds (www.independent.co.uk)
After Spending Years Relentlessly Chasing Fame, Sam Altman Complains That He's Getting Recognized In Public Too Much (futurism.com)
Police in Japan have arrested a 36-year-old man on suspicion of selling illegally modified Pokémon save data to customers online (www.ign.com)
Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch. (www.news18.com)
Woody Allen Complains ‘Romance of Filmmaking Is Gone’ (www.thedailybeast.com)
Public has no right to swim in sea, claims firm that dumped sewage at bathing spot (inews.co.uk)
Former Pentagon UFO Investigator Is Pissed Because Congress Believes In Conspiracy Theories (www.vice.com)
Dr. Sean Kirkpatrick had a few choice words for the public on his way out the door of the Pentagon's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office.
With no access to crypto, disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is now trading fish to pay for services in prison (www.businessinsider.com)
Jewish Editor Fired for Sharing Onion Article on Gaza (newrepublic.com)
Michael Eisen says his dismissal was due to his sharing the satirical article....