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ArmokGoB ,

Carry out targeted attacks on the people and institutions that create the situation that you’re in. Find other people in a similar situation with little to lose; there is safety in numbers. If people affected by this banded together, the problem would cease to exist.

mortemtyrannis ,

The myth that you can go to jail and it’s free board and food is exactly that, a myth.

You’ll pay for it one way or another.

It’s peddled by conservatives who think that jail is some kind of walk in the park. Sure there are nicer prisons but it’s still prison. No one really prefers it to being out on the street.

j4k3 OP ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

The alternative is worse for me. I can not survive on my own. Debt is irrelevant in death as an alternative.

Illuminostro ,

What’s the safest way for peasants to rid themselves of a dictator who is killing their young men in a stupid vanity war?

Mango ,

Don’t be in New York.

Today ,

Jail can be incredibly expensive!

harrys_balzac ,

Exactly! Make sure it’s a felony otherwise you might be billed for every day you’re in jail. Plus, a good enough felony will get you to prison for a good long time. Basically, anything with “grand” in the front of it.

Today ,

You can end up paying room and board, mandatory counseling, classes, drug tests, etc. Plus phone calls are outrageously expensive. It’s a total racket.

Jimmycrackcrack , (edited )

How does that work if you don’t have money or just don’t pay? I mean what are they going do? Put you in jail?

Droechai ,

Take a piece of all future income until it’s paid off of you pass away. At least here you can personally bankrupt once in a life time and live on “lowest livable” amount of money for five years and then get the debts “forgiven” except those accrued during the five year period.

It’s a hassle to apply and get granted though, usually not the privacy invasion invasion a recently released care to subject to

bamfic ,

Some joker robbed a US post office in my town a year or so ago. Federal felony.

corsicanguppy ,

Is that the guy who demanded $1 from the teller and then just sat down to wait for the cops?

MNByChoice ,

If you are set on this, then do crimes that, if successful, would improve your life.

Steal billions of dollars from bad corporations. Steal food to live, trespass to be in shelter.

Personally, I would try to go to the cheapest town and get on benefits. Each state has a really cheap place to exist. There are usually no jobs, but often friendly people.

11111one11111 ,

As someone from one of these towns let me offer you a super friendly go fuck yourself. Keep the homeless trash out of my town.

sartalon ,

Let us know which town. Sounds like it’s already full of trash.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Oh boo hoo someone fell in the no-empathy soup as a toddler

MetaCubed ,

Do you mind answering why you feel this way about homeless people? You or I could be among them tomorrow for all we know, I would hope that someone wouldn’t feel that animosity towards me.

Fleur__ ,
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Remember lads if you see a sketch username saying inflammatory stuff, it’s bait.

bradorsomething ,

“Except if it’s me or my family.”

Delphia ,

Yeah, rob a bank. If you get away with it, great. If you dont 5 years room and board.

Hyrulian ,
@Hyrulian@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it’s sad that this post even exists. I hope things get better for you chief.

L0rdMathias ,

Low effort high sentence crime like credit card or check fraud. Represent yourself in court and be a complete ass to maximize the jury’s dislike of you, no sob stories reveal zero empathy for what you did. Try to find that sweet spot between minimum security prison, but long sentencing. Make a friend in jail and start a “fight” with them the day before your probation hearing or something to extend the behavior without angering the guards/warden too much?

It’s a pretty high risk low reward strategy, but the risk is mostly because it’s hard to get into a “good prison”. Also make sure you do it in a state with free prison, some states are pay-to-stay prison, though I guess that could open the opportunity for loan fraud and another sentence if you do get out?

Deestan ,

pay-to-stay prison

That sounds utterly evil

sin_free_for_00_days ,

npr.org/…/the-vast-majority-of-states-allow-peopl…

I just learned this the other month. It is so fucked up.

Breezy ,

Similar thing for me, i learned about a month or so ago that prisoners are forced to work. I always thought it was a choice, no no no. If you dont work you can be punished in jail for not being the proper slave that you are.

Facebones ,

So much of our justice system would fix itself overnight if we overhauled the 13th amendment which makes inmates legally slaves.

Lost_My_Mind ,

I saw a video where a guy “robbed” a bank of $1, with a “gun” that was actually a snickers bar. Then sat in the lobby and waited for the cops.

That seems like a good way to rob a bank, which is a federal crime, while not hurting anyone. And the tellers would even be able to figure out whats going on.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Lost_My_Mind ,

By a bank teller?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

By a cop.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???

Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.

But this is kind of a stretch.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

If you’re not white, yes, better say your prayers before the cops arrive, even if you’re just chilling there.

Delphia ,

I saw a paper once that your risk of getting shot is inversely proportional to the severity of the situation up to a point.

Adjusted for frequency you are more likely to get shot during a traffic stop than a armed suspect call because they arrive expecting an armed suspect and act accordingly, every traffic stop could turn into a shootout even if it isnt likely to so they tend to overreact.

P00ptart ,

Have you been to America? This is reality.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar
P00ptart ,

Childish Gambino is a national treasure. He could be such a bigger star if he wanted to be.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

bamfic ,

Trayvon Martin would like a word with you

Chozo ,

I'm not sure how LAPD handles it, but I know that in a lot of cities, the police may just let you go if they think you're using jail as free shelter.

A buddy of mine spent a couple years homeless here in Austin, and would do low-level crimes like vandalizing things just to get picked up by the cops. He said that the police stopped arresting him after a while, and figured it was because he wasn't escalating his crimes at all; he didn't want to hurt anyone, he just wanted to sleep indoors for the night.

I'm sure LAPD is similarly too overworked and their jails too overcrowded to keep you there for more than a night or two, honestly.

j4k3 OP ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

I understand, and I will hurt myself long before I would consider hurting anyone else. Fortunately, or un- depending on perspective, I am extremely capable of creative thinking in the abstract intuitive sense, and nearly what one might call competent at the applied sciences. I can think of many ways to be dangerous. White collar would be most effective in that sense. I could be an advanced script kiddie if I tried. It is not hard to devise a plan that would induce a strong response to make an example out of.

This post is primarily therapeutic; to feel like I can call some degree of attention to the frustrating reality. And to feel a little less hopeless and abandoned in the evenings following another denial of disability after waiting 2 years, and for the second time. My folks are showing their age, and existentialism is creeping in occasionally.

Steve ,

Digital vigilante? Target health insurance / medical billing companies plz.

Madison420 ,

Sneakier, just add legitimate disability documentation into the relevant system and bump yourself to the front of the interview/validation process.

It’s a crime sure but not a particularly harmful one and if you never get caught you still get what you actually want without having to feel to terrible about breaking a law since it’s government ineptitude that got you into the situation in the first place and civil disobedience is legal and an exceptionally drawn out process for cities and states to fight.

notfromhere ,

Have you tried getting an entry level remote IT job? There are also sites that essentially hire for small programming projects, etc. Might not be steady but might be enough if managed well.

Steve ,

Piss on the front door of the jail? idk

SonicDeathTaco ,

Be white.

Varyk ,

for less drama, you could “steal” property from someone you know and they could helpfully press charges so you can get arrested.

just a heads up, most prisons in the US are pay to stay, so you’ll accrue debt while inside, and depending on what state you’re in you might have to put up a copay for your medical care.

I’d advise doing a little research and committing your inoffensive bank robbery or the like in the right area.

bobburger ,

You probably want to go to a minimum security federal prison. The easiest way to get there that I think of is check fraud.

You'll need to write a bunch or bad checks in as many states as you can, or send them through the mail. You'll need to do this a lot, and for a pretty significant amount of money otherwise they'll just give you probation of some sort.

Having a disability might be a problem though; if it costs too much medically to keep you in prison they'll just out you back on the street as a compassionate release.

AmidFuror ,

Do they have conjugal visits?

bender223 ,

Sorry about your situation. You bring up a good point. Our economy and gov is so shit about housing, that it actually does make sense to commit a crime to have a place to stay. I’m guessing, it would be better to commit some kind of non-violent white collar crime? I don’t know. I’m not a lawyer. This just sucks. Sorry. 😔

RattlerSix ,

I think you’d definitely want a federal minimum security camp. Think more along the lines of mail fraud or some other white collar crime.

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