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Traffic comes to a stalk on Hwy. 400 as crews clean up celery following rollover

No injuries have been reported.

Drivers can expect the highway to be closed for several hours.The ramp from Hwy. 9 eastbound to the highway is also closed, OPP said.

Celery isn’t the only produce to take stalk on Ontario’s highways. This past July, thousands of apples spilled onto Hwy. 401 in west Toronto after a tractor struck a meridian in a westbound express lane just past Keele Street.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

Lettuce never speak of this again.

bernieecclestoned ,

He deceleryated too quickly.

morphballganon ,

The vehicle went into an uncontrolled spinach.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

Rumor is it was sabotage. His brake lines sprung a leek.

Swim ,

brace yourselves the price of celery bout to go through the roof

gnomesaiyan ,
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No kidding. It takes a long time to grow celery, up to 140 days.

Swim ,

omg thats alot longer than i would have thought

RandomStickman ,
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MY CABBAGES CELERY

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Because it has almost no nutritional value beyond fiber and is primarily added to food for flavor, I consider celery to be an herb and not a vegetable.

JustAManOnAToilet OP ,

Personally I consider it to be a chew toy between hot wings.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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A utensil for eating dressing

anubis119 ,

Look at all those broccoli.

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