And yay, Jesus said unto the people, “I have taken these loaves of bread and water and turned them into a feast for all^1^”
^1^ Does not include anyone with a slightly darker skin tone^2^ or from outside of the greatest country ever^3^ or poor or lame or weak or obese or ugly or that doesn’t fit my perfect description of a person^4^
^2^ Unless that skin tone was achieved through baking oneself under harsh UV rays (real or artificial).
^3^ Obviously I mean the United States. That totally existed in biblical times you pedantic asshole.
^4^ Even if I don’t personally fit this description, this absolutely applies to me as well. I can be fat and poor and worthless, but fuck all you other people struggling with life. Be born better.