Mass shooting murderer children literally named after guns now…
We’re kind of running out of space here. Next “breaking news” story on CNN will be,
“A sentient gun/child hybrid in Arkansas, named Hollowpoint Reginald Babykiller, just massacred an entire classroom of other gun children using his arms, which are also guns.”
[News anchor turns and shoots all the talking heads on discussion panel]
“To our next story, the inexplicable growing labor shortage in factories built with child sized equipment continues to grow…”