Call me when it's reporting a fuckin indictment, and when he doesn't want to go with the cops, someone slams him on the fuckin pavement and cuffs him. It's a goddamned military cemetery and they shoved the employee out of the way so they could disrespect the fuckin place and violate federal law.
Let's turn this into something that's in the fuckin news cycle. All kinds of weird bullshit becomes a big deal.