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RFK Jr faces call for investigation into claim he chainsawed whale’s head off

His independent White House campaign has fizzled, but the flow of bizarre stories of Robert F Kennedy Jr’s unorthodox handling of the carcasses of wild mammals has experienced no similar suspension.

An environmental group is calling for a federal investigation into the former presidential candidate for an episode in which he allegedly severed the head of a washed-up whale with a chainsaw – and drove home with it strapped to his car’s roof.

The episode has parallels with another extraordinary tale reported earlier in August in which Kennedy confessed to dumping a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park and attempted to make it look like the animal was killed by a bicyclist.

The latest grisly revelation, about the whale head, is not particularly new – it stems from a 2012 interview Kennedy’s daughter Kick gave to Town & Country magazine, in which she talks about a visit to other family members of the political dynasty in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, more than two decades prior.

Hydra_Fk ,

Little know fact. A worm crawled into his skull and ate a piece of his brain. The brain then died, and that’s RFK JR.

garpujol ,

I heard his brain was so poisoned that the worm just died and was rotting in there.

Hydra_Fk ,

Who is piloting that shit show of a man then? Perhaps a bear shed it skin for a laugh and slipped into his man suit?

garpujol ,

Maybe he’s like a jelly fish now. Just reacting to stimulus, and screaming nonsense is just like involuntary muscles twitching.

Hydra_Fk ,

He loves lamp.

Wahots ,
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Everyone around Trump seems to either end up in prison, a convicted felon, or in rare cases, dead. Funny how assholes and weirdos seem to gravitate to him.

rayyy ,

This goes way beyond weird. No wonder the weird OLD orange felon welcomed him aboard.

randon31415 ,

Trump: “People are calling us weird! Quick, bring on someone that is weirder than me and Vance!”

Staffers: “Turn on the RFK signal!”

PrincessLeiasCat ,

What the fuck are even these headlines? What the fuck RFK Jr?!?!

mycodesucks , (edited )
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RFK Jr: “This is a cool story, right? People will think I’m cool?”

Brain Worm: “Yes! Yes! And tell them about the bear!”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a773788f-9773-4745-bc46-dabb9fa6fd12.jpeg

ChaoticEntropy ,
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Beautiful. If Kirsty Noem taught us anything, it’s that charming stories about animals are all the rage.

Cocodapuf ,

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

ChaoticEntropy ,
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In his defence, he thought it was human meat.

Zorsith ,
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Are we sure John McAfee didn’t fake his death and change his name to RFK? Cause this is some weird-ass John McAfee shit.

Wogi ,

Can we not use John McAfee and shit on the same sentence anymore? IYKYK

NOT_RICK ,
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This is a Kaufman-esque performance art piece, right? Jk rich people get a free pass on insanity.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I don’t . . . What . . . How is . . .

Imma go lay down.

Beetschnapps ,

Can someone explain his voice? I don’t want to be the bad guy, so rather than pilling on the obvious…

Why does he sound like he smoked a dick 5 min before his interviews?

quicklime ,

That information is very widely and readily available with a basic web search. His voice was fine until (I forget) years ago when a weird illness damaged his vocal cords.

Captainvaqina ,

He caught permanent whale laryngitis from the dead whale head juice that sloshed through his open car windows.

Beetschnapps ,

Cool it’s all out there… but you forgot it… but it’s all good and we all get a downvote. Cool cool cool.

Anyone else want to mention what’s going on with his craggy bullshit? Why it’s so GD abrasive but we’re all supposed to just accept it?

reddig33 ,

He’s a weirdo, but an investigation sounds like a waste of resources. The whale was already dead. He didn’t kill it.

shalafi ,

transport of the marine mammal skull from Massachusetts to New York, and therefore across state lines, also represented a felony violation of the Lacey Act

Pretty thin sauce.

JimmyBigSausage ,

Please just go away.

Rottcodd ,

So the unspoken bit about RFK Jr. is that he’s a tweaker, right?

I mean, the details are all in the context of politically entitled progeny, but the underlying vibe I get from the stories about him is very reminiscent of the tweakers I’ve known over the years.

vaultdweller013 , (edited )

Watch the Behind the Bastards on him, he at least used to be really into drugs even got one of his brothers addicted.

Edit: Pretty sure it was the brother that died from a drug overdose.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Every headline I read about this man is pure insanity.

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