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DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like someone who absolutely hates being a parent and is bad at it.

suction ,

I don’t know, maybe he was just nervous meeting Palpatine and overreacted out of fear?

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Calling Trump Palpatine is giving him waaay too much credit lol

some_guy ,

Dude is a scumbag, but I think it’s pretty easy to understand that what he says on a podcast, where he’s promoting himself, and what he said to his child are probably not verbatim. We use hyperbole all the time. I might describe to a coworker a conversation with a client where I say, “And I was like, what the fuck do you expect?!” I obviously didn’t use profanity in that exchange and I obviously wasn’t super sarcastic to the client.

This one is a clickbait headline framing something that has poor optics as though it is literal fact when it’s almost certainly paraphrasing. He probably said something more like, “Son, please be quiet,” and the “shut the hell up” bit is describing the intensity of his emotion (and not in a hostile way, even).

Fuck JD, but this is a bullshit story.

Empricorn , (edited )

Can I adopt JD Vance’s kid? Not because I particularly want to raise a child, but because that early enthusiasm shouldn’t be snuffed out by Vance, especially not when he’s talking to someone about whom he says:

  • “I’m a Never Trump guy.”
  • “My god, what an idiot.”
  • “America’s Hitler”
  • “Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”
  • “I can’t stomach Trump.”

I agree with J. D. Vance’s factual quotes, but not his political ambition, which apparently caused him to reverse-course on all that and bend the knee. My personal conspiracy theory is Trump chose him as VP Nominee because that enables Trump to humiliate Vance with his past comments and current subservience. He’s just that petty. I hope he loses the election because of it…

politico.com/…/jd-vance-donald-trump-comments-001…

suction ,

Nice try but his adrenachrome is already paid for by Musk.

lemmyviking ,
@lemmyviking@lemmy.world avatar

I shocked that such a good Christian would allow his children to play Pokemon. I was told by a pastor a few years back that Pokemon was evil, Satan’s cards, etc., and that no good Christian family would allow their children to play it.

I guess he’s a good political chameleon ! I mean he changed his stance on Trump.

modifier ,

You just know that guy sneaky sniffs his own fingers a lot. There is just something about the way he stands; like he’s always a bit tensed for the opportunity to sneak a quick sniff.

TheRealKuni ,

You just know that guy sneaky sniffs his own fingers a lot. There is just something about the way he stands; like he’s always a bit tensed for the opportunity to sneak a quick sniff.

Is there something wrong with sniffing your fingers? I unconsciously sniff my fingers all the time. It’s a behavior I picked up from my dad, who picked it up from his dad. It’s part of the way I interact with the world, I guess. Helps me know how things I’ve touched smell.

SSJMarx ,

plot twist: that son is twenty-five years old.

BigPapaE ,

He just like me fr

taiyang ,

Pokemon isn’t a phase, I’ll talk Pokemon with his kid while he goes and loses an election.

swag_money ,

pokemon is stored in the balls

Mouselemming ,

Pikachus for Harris!

werefreeatlast ,

I’m guilty of saying mean things to my kid too. Sometimes kids are just fucking annoying. If you recall, each and everyone of us were probably fucking annoying at some point in our life. I think though that I wouldn’t do that for a douchebag like trump. Like, as a parent, we learn to avoid the toy isle at Walmart. Anything that triggers the blind craze for something from the kids so you’re not out in that situation. Here though, with vans, he’s basically insulting his kid while trump dildoes him for the vise president spot. He’s boot licking it up all the way up trumps butthole until he’s officially the VP.

Leviathan ,

Looks like things are getting pretty stressful in the MAGA/Couch-Fucker party.

inclementimmigrant ,

I bet if his son was talking about this pokemon he wouldn’t have yelled at his kid.

hypebeast.com/…/cellutane-pokemon-slowpoke-slowpo…

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Blasphemy. That’s a chair, not a sofa. How tf is a chair gonna get him going?

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

Having sex with a chair is not natural, it is against god.

spacesatan ,

This doesn’t read as a literal quote to me. I’m feeling 50/50 that was what he was thinking and said something more appropriate vs actually saying that. He was on a podcast, presumably in a storytelling/jokey frame of mind.

Bristlecone ,

Yeah, I absolutely hate this guy but that does kind of sound like what he was saying. Articles like this that make conservatives think that liberals freak out about every joke. I’m as far left as it gets but even I can see this should not have been an article, basically. Still a giant piece of shit person regardless.

don ,

Couchfucker Vance is also Childhater Vance?

No fuckin way

njm1314 , (edited )

God he has the political instincts of a tree stump. Why would he think this story makes him look good?

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