Excuse me good sir, can you direct me to the red curtain in your fine establishment? I want some of that restricted literature… I was thinking Grapes of Wrath but maybe I’m more in the mood for Chaucer… or a little Lady Chatterly?
No? Well fuck, I guess I’ll have to see if there’s anything online then - I’m pretty sure everything online is SFW otherwise they wouldn’t allow it to be posted.