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Eezyville ,
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Why are the bears depressed?

raef ,

My favorite part of this article is what England thinks of the technology in Florida when they said the bear was “sitting beside a telegraph pole.”

worldwidewave ,

Leave Bear Affleck alone, he just wants to wallow and drink his Dunkin’ in despair.

norimee ,

Now I feel sorry for the poor bear.

FlyingSquid ,
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They need to put a “do not cheer up the bear” sign on the side of the road or it won’t stop.

MagicShel ,

Nothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…

FlyingSquid ,
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How about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”

MagicShel ,

That would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If this helps: You’re wrong! WRONG!

MagicShel ,

Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.

Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.

Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.

Bear is happy though.

tal ,
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https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CXRGRR/sign-do-not-feed-or-molest-alligators-seminole-country-everglades-CXRGRR.jpg

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Florida signmakers had a booming business in manufacturing signage for Florida Man.

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