Hey mom and dad. Got my engineering degree and working in the big city. Doing very well. Also met a girl and wow she is something else it’s getting serious. Took me a long ass time to come out here to see you guys and have dinner. Can we talk about something else besides Obama being a gay Muslim bad guy who hates America? No? Hey you are grandparents now, how does that feel? Twin boys wow. Maybe we can talk about your grandkids for a minute? No? Hey Mom heard you got a promotion at Walmart to head cashier. That’s good right? No, guess you still want to talk about Obama.