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Then the next report is about a castle for sale in your state that’s listed for $500,000,000.00 and it’s tucked away and surrounded by walls but it is also a six minute drive minute drive up the hill from dilapidated Section 8 housing and school kids that can’t stop having shootings.
Then ther’re six minutes of ads for personal injury lawyers, pill seplers, buyers of broken and unwanted gold, buyers of structures settlements, and then some suit surrounded by American flags asking for your vote because not only can he help you, only he can help you.
Then they cut back to the “news” and the guy in the suit is sitting there, the journalist is gone, and there’s some bimbo to felate his tiny orange balls.