You’re… right. Under the guise of trolling I am absolutely seething right now. Your logic is just too sound to be refuted. Once you pointed out my mental disease with such grace despite your obvious passion I know I had met my match. I attempted to dodge with the gay dad comment, but you’re right it wasn’t funny. Also untrue as in my earlier comment I didn’t mention it was a gay brothel. I am now naked and writhing in your arms, held together by the sheer force of your big-brained embrace