I have to say I agree with the officer, who is absolutely right that his parents don't put their foot in his butt enough, because that's how people raise their kids today - spare the rod and spoil the child. I know that's not the POPULAR point of view, but it's the truth.
It's hard to feel empathy with people who act like jerks and think you should be defunded for doing your job, which happens to protect their lily-white asses 24 hours a day with little to no thanks or recognition for it.
And yes -that boot leather tastes great, better than ignorance and willful stupidity ever could.