but if you honestly think cutting your dick up makes it cleaner, then I’m going to assume you just don’t get near it with soap and water
Yeah I’m sorry this just makes no sense.
First of all, the overwhelming number of circumcisions occur long before a person is capable of consenting to such a procedure. So I don’t think people are walking around thinking, “hey, if I cut up my dick, I won’t have to clean it anymore!”
This shit happened when I was born, I had zero choice in it. It’s absurd to make assumptions like that as if it’s a personal choice.
Second, the assumption doesn’t even make sense. Nobody has ever said or implied that circumcision is an alternative to washing your dick. That’s insane. What are your even fucking talking about??
Sounds like maybe you had one or two bad experiences with some gross, unhygienic losers, and are assuming everyone is the same. You’re dead wrong.