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Lowered_lifted ,
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I walked 500 miles once. Took like a month. It’s called the Camino de Santiago

SomeAmateur ,

Where in the world is Carmino de Santiago?

naticus ,

Hit it, Rockapella!

HiddenLayer5 ,

To be fair, he did say he’d walk to her if he had no other way. However, since there are said planes, trains and cars, he’s just being efficient.

ThePac ,

Hey maybe proofread your memes?

_stranger_ ,

The meme economy will not be regulated.

LesDeuxBonsYeux ,

Tf is a mile

Chadus_Maximus ,

A kilometer compensating for something.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Fun fact: all the imperial units are now fixed on the SI system. Meaning that their formal definitions use SI units. So it’s literally just SI with extra steps.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fun fact: the mile was originally defined as 1000 paces.

original_ish_name ,

So he walked 1 million paces?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

He only said he would, never said he did

MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

Kilometer Classic

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

1.6 kilometers. “But I would walk 804.67 kilometers and I would walk 804.67 more…”

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

I waked for 500 miles on a train, then I went to sleep

AtomfriedMegaforce ,

Did you notice we never got details where he walked the second 500 miles? He may walked in one direction. Then he found out she lives next to him and walked the whole 500 miles back!

EddoWagt ,

This is basically the SpongeBob pizza delivery episode

AtomfriedMegaforce ,

…oh my God! You’re right

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

His goal was “just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door” so it’s not impossible he just walked 2000 laps around the block she lives on.

AtomfriedMegaforce ,

His goals are beyond our understanding

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s like that scene from A Knights Tale.

“What are you doing?”

“L O S I N G.”

“I don’t understand?!”

“Oh, neither do I.”

ItsABarmcake ,

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

cleverusername ,

I don’t understand the problem.

Decoy321 ,

OOOOHHH IT’S WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEE

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Which one?

kaffeebohne ,

da da da daaa da da da daaa da da da daaa da da da daaa da da damdididamdididamdidididamdididaaaaa

my_legs_still_hurt92 ,

Today I found out it’s ‘Hey there Delilah’ and not ‘Hey dirty lilah’.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

So many songs like that, you go through life singing one lyric then one day the illusion is shattered. Like me singing “I can feel it, coming in the yellow night” it had meaning… Then one day what? Coming in the air tonight?

Ilovethebomb ,

Neither of those sound remotely like the version you heard though.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

That’s the point… When you hear it wrong the first time and your brain locks it in that’s what you “hear”, until you finally get it forcibly corrected… It’s perception reality

Ilovethebomb ,

I suspect they’ve also just heard the song in the background, and never really actively listened to it.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

Often it just may be a song you hear a lot that’s a bit catchy… It may not be like an artist or genre that you are really into, if it were you’d probably take the time to get into it and not remain with the wrong lyrics for a long time… But it is funny when it happens, and it happens a lot… More than we might think, because when it’s happening to someone they may go years before they realize it’s happening, if they ever realize at all 😅

SolarNialamide ,

I have a really hard time understanding the lyrics when I listen to songs (maybe because I’m autistic and have some auditory processing issues) so I’m often wildly wrong about them.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

This topic would make a great post

Cheez ,

They’re called mondegreens.

jasondj ,

My wife stumbled onto a tiktoker who had this schtick. It was actually pretty funny.

chocobo13z ,

I’m still disappointed about when I found out that one Soul Coughing song wasn’t about con men: “You get the angles, and I’ll get the rest”, but the lyrics were actually “you get the ankles, and I’ll get the wrists”

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

😂 😂 😂 😂

Bread ,

I had the same problem with “Single Ladies” by Beyonce. Instead of “Ladies” I heard “Legs” So it was a song about people losing a leg because they got careless and didn’t show appreciation. So now they are on the look out for new ones.

Once you hear it, it is hard to stop.

All the single legs (All the single legs)

All the single legs (All the single legs)

All the single legs (All the single legs)

All the single legs

Now put your hands up

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

Bahahaha

my_legs_still_hurt92 ,

Not long ago i heard the Theme from one of my favourite Animes as a child and it was just one word I sung wrong but theat one word ruined the song for somehow.

Pons_Aelius ,

Walking to show commitment was the point of the song...

teuast ,

Also, the very next line in Hey There Delilah is “I’d walk to you if I had no other way.”

papalonian ,

Ah man, you're right, the post isn't funny anymore

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

“Just to be the guy that walked 500 miles”. Not exactly subtle.

Deestan ,

“I would nap 1 hour in air travel first class, and I would nap 1 hour more, just to be that guy who napped 2 hours and took a taxi to you door.”

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