Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in “”“sport mode”“”. In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can’t keep up with my feet and risk tripping.
Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.
Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.
I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can’t see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder