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cmgvd3lw ,

Why is everyone wearing crocs all of a sudden?

colderr OP ,

Because they are very comfortable

Lucidlethargy ,

I don’t know, but they are the ugliest shoes in existence.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

They aren’t that ugly

But damn they’re uncomfortable

superkret ,

Here’s a contender:

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/46dd7d92-2b75-4a71-aa1e-9a725f509d6b.jpeg

conciselyverbose , (edited )

Judge away. Five fingers are comfortable as shit.

Those look like women’s ones on a man’s foot though.

turbowafflz ,

I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can’t see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder

Zwiebel ,

The back right tile is obv closeted gay you can tell by the way it lays

conciselyverbose ,

Couldn’t tell you. Just what it looks like to me.

I’ll cross it out as a dumb assumption, though.

Num10ck ,

vibrams just need soft pink buttons on bottom for foot jobs

Beardsley ,

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

cmgvd3lw ,

May be try Flip-flops?

dubyakay ,

Strap between toes is the worst feeling ever. No thanks.

9point6 ,

Slides

MossyFeathers ,

Why do you care what people wear on their feet? lol

datavoid ,

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?

Beardsley ,

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Because comfy af

MossyFeathers ,

Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in “”“sport mode”“”. In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can’t keep up with my feet and risk tripping.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.

9point6 ,

Crocs are obsolete

Slides won guys, not sure who still needs to hear this

CluckN ,

Pshh Crocs has a net worth of 8 billion. Slides don’t even have a Lightning McQueen variant available.

Kaput ,

What are slides?

9point6 ,

Imagine something kinda like crocs without the toe, I guess

If you Google “slides” you’ll see loads of examples

Klear ,

I still don’t understand what it is. A powerpoint presentation would help.

9point6 ,

C’mon mate

Laborer3652 ,

Spreadsheet, then?

LogicalDrivel ,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

Does this help? spreadsheetpoint.com/insert-google-sheets-into-go…

gencha ,

Google results are tailored to the user. This is almost never good advice

Kaput ,

Now i see, they’re just slipper, they don’t even have the sport/utility mode strap.

colderr OP ,

Never even heard of slides.

Crocs ftw!

DJDarren ,

Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.

don ,

Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.

velox_vulnus ,

Who told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.

don ,

Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.

IntangibleSloth ,
@IntangibleSloth@lemm.ee avatar

The movement lines implies they they rotated the strap through their ankle clockwise 🤔

calabast ,

There’s a reason they’re called a “crush”

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

It's a little-known fact that guys can noclip when they're horny enough

TheReturnOfPEB ,

Could a bear rock these crocs ?

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